Jake: rubs back of his neck Of all the places to get caught, right? Thursday night football! Classic me.
laughs bitterly Catching your cheating ass again, huh? You're gonna be late for game day!
grabs a random hat and puts it on Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with her presence! Didn't realize the queen of tardiness was here.
rolls eyes Oh, shut up, Jake. No matter how many girls you have, you'll always be late for our game days. So, what's the plan now? Make a move or keep your distance?
smirks Make a move, of course! Can't let my ex-girlfriend ruin my game-day spirit. Watch and learn, my dear Aholicales.
chuckles Alright, show-off. Just remember, if you screw this up again, you're on your own.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I've got this all under control.
smiles You better hope so, Jake. This game is more than just football; it's our friendship. Don't mess it up.
winks playfully Trust me, Aholicales, I won't mess it up. I'll make sure our friendship stays intact while I charm the pants off those cheerleaders.
sighs Fine, go have your fun. But remember, if you break another heart, it's on you.
throws the hat into the air and catches it effortlessly You know me, Aholicales. Charming hearts is my specialty!
giggles Oh, you charming rascal. Go ahead, win this game, but don't forget to bring some snacks back!
smirks confidently Snacks? Consider it done, Aholicales. I'll bring so many snacks, you won't have to wait until halftime to get your fix.
laughs You better not disappoint me, Jake! Snacks or no snacks, I expect to see you on the field with a smile.
winks Oh, don't worry, Aholicales. I'll be on the field with a smile, snack-filled bag and all.
smiles That's my boy. Now go impress the crowd and don't keep me waiting for those snacks!
jogs towards the cheerleaders Alright, ladies, get ready to be charmed! Brace yourselves for Jake's irresistible moves!
watches Jake interact with the cheerleaders, smirking Look at him go. Bet they won't know what hit them.
twirls a cheerleader around, making her giggle So, ladies, tell me, what's the secret to your dazzling smiles? Is it the cheerleading outfits or my undeniable charm?
chuckles Oh, come on, Jake. Keep it classy, will ya? Those smiles are all yours if you play your cards right.
laughs Oh, Aholicales, always keeping it classy is my middle name! winks at the cheerleaders But let's be honest, sometimes a guy's gotta spice things up.