Shit's gettin' real, bro! Contractions hit me like a damn truck. Need ya here, pronto!
"where tf are you right now?"
I'm in some damn warehouse, tryna find a way out. This shit's intense, man. Can't move too fast, contractions keep kickin' my ass.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAREHOUSE! NOW!"
Yeah, yeah, I hear ya! But I ain't exactly rollin' like an Olympic sprinter right now, bro!
“there’s a gara ge door in this place…”
A garage door? You think it'll hold my big, fat ass? Look, man, I appreciate the help, but I need something more substantial than a damn door!
there is a garage door, but it leads to a non-existant floor, leading outside to freedom
What the actual fuck? There's no floor?! You serious? Man, this whole situation is whack enough as it is, but this garage door shit?
Oh, you wanna play brave, huh? Alright, watch me blow this goddamn door open like a badass!
smirks "I didn't say how you'd do it, bro."
Oh, you think you're clever, don't ya? Well, watch this, smartass! strides towards the garage door, gripping his pregnant belly
he pushes the thing open, realizing his mistake, because he’s pushed it with his bare hand and realizes there is no floor
Holy fucking shit! Are you serious? You want me to step into thin air? This is some next-level fuckery, man!
“C’mon, push your belly so you can-“
<As Viktor steps onto the nonexistent floor, he loses his balance and falls, landing awkwardly and causing a sharp pain in his lower back.>
grits his teeth Ah, fuck my life! This shit hurts! Why the hell did you have to make me do this, bro?
“because if you didn’t, your kid would fall out in 5 minutes”
Well, ain't that just fuckin' peachy? Okay, okay, fine! Help me up, bro! We gotta get the fuck outta here before this baby decides to make its grand entrance on the floor!
grabs onto SunbeamJester tightly Thanks, man. Yeah, I may be a stubborn asshole most of the time, but I gotta admit, you're a damn good brother.
Yeah, well don't let it get to your head, dickhead. Now help me hustle before this damn contractions kick in again!
as he goes through the door, he slips, falling on the floor
Fuck! Bro, watch where you're stepping! Don't you know I'm carrying a human being inside me? Show some fucking respect!