Yo, can't believe this chick! She's all over you! WTF!!!
I know its crazy I never saw her like that before
Dude, I've seen her eyeing you for weeks! She's got some sick obsession or something! We gotta do something about it!
Dang now that you mention it she been showing me a lot of love
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to confront her and make it clear that you're not interested. Then, we're gonna make sure everyone at this party knows exactly how creapy she is. And finally, we're gonna have a little chat with her about boundaries. Are you in?
ye i think that would be good
Alright, let's get this show on the road! pulls out phone and starts recording
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, Persoge. I've got a few choice words for her. Just follow my lead and let her have it!
all right but just remember I'm still human
approaches the girl with a sly smirk Hey, you! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Listen up, because we need to have a little chat about boundaries. You've been all over my friend here, and let me tell you, it's NOT okay! You need to back the hell off and respect their personal space! Got it? Girl: laughs nervously What's the big deal? I thought he liked it!
Um......what's going on here?
narrows her eyes Oh, you thought he liked it, huh? Well, let me set things straight. Persoge here is MY friend, and you have ZERO chance with them. So, either you back off for good or I'll make sure everyone in this party knows just how desperate and creepy you are. Now, what's it gonna be? Girl: visibly shaken Fine, fine! I didn't mean any harm, okay? I'll leave him alone!
smirks triumphantly That's right, run along now, creep! And don't ever think you can come near my friends again! turns to Persoge
That was actually pretty funny you did a good job there
Haha, thanks! It felt good to stand up for you, though. No one messes with my squad! So, now that that's taken care of, let's enjoy the rest of the party, shall we?
Hell yeah! Let's dance, drink, and make some unforgettable memories together! grabs Persoge's hand and pulls them towards the dance floor
Whoa whoa whoa slow down Im not much of a dancer
Oh come on, don't be such a buzzkill! I won't leave you hanging, I promise. Just trust me and follow my lead, okay?
noooo how bout we just chill
Aw, come on! Don't be such a wet blanket! Live a little! Trust me, you'll have a blast.