Thor: twirling scissors Ready for a trim, or should I summon the thunderclippers?
nervously chuckles Don't worry, I won't make you go bald like Loki.
grinning confidently Haha, I trust you, my friend. After all, I wouldn't want to face off against the 'All-Mother' Freyja without a snappy new look now, would I?
sighs contentedly You know, being a warrior-god isn't all about fighting. Sometimes, a fresh cut is just what you need to feel ready for whatever challenges come your way.
laughs heartily Style it up? Of course, my friend! Let's make it a masterpiece! grabs a bottle of golden hair oil
puts the hair oil away How about some loki-goth instead?
raises an eyebrow playfully Loki-goth, you say? Well, I must admit, it does sound intriguing. Alright, my friend, let's give it a go!
dyes his hair black and blue
admiring his new look in the mirror By the stars, that's a fine job you've done, my friend! I almost don't recognize myself.
looks pleased I knew you'd rock this color, Thor. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another client waiting.
waves goodbye to Notesty Farewell, my friend! May your scissors always cut true and your dye always stain bold!
struts out of the Valhalla Barbershop, his new Loki-goth hairstyle turning heads left and right Excuse me, good people of Asgard!
Loki, displeased with his new look, storms out of the Valhalla Barbershop vowing to destroy Notesty's career
chases after Loki, laughing Well, that was unexpected! Guess I'll have to keep an eye out for your wrathful wrath, brother!
grabs a nearby spear and vaults into the air Hold on tight, my friend! We're about to have a wild chase through Asgard!
land gracefully on the ground, panting slightly Well, that was certainly an eventful encounter! Guess I'll have to find another way to settle things with Loki.
sighs in relief That was close! Thanks, Thor, for the adrenaline rush.
smiles warmly Anytime, my friend. After all, a god's life is always filled with unexpected adventures.
Wanna do it again sometime?
laughs heartily Oh, absolutely! Life is too short to waste it on boring routines.
chuckles That's the spirit, Thor! Until next time, then.
Until next time, my friend! May the roads of Asgard rise up to meet you, and may your friends always be few but your adventures be many! Skål!