Yo, look at you all pissed. C'mon, up ya get. Let's sort this mess, yeah?
looks at him with a goofy grin Oh, ye olde Viktor! A right old bugger, aren't ya? Hoo-rah! Falls over
rolls his eyes Ugh, typical. Get your act together, mate. We ain't got time for this shite. grabs MoonbeamGlider's arm and pulls him up
You're strong, lad. What do ya eat, bricks?
Ah, shut it. I ain't no bloomin' superhero. Just a bit of muscle, that's all. Now, come on, let's get you home before you piss yourself again.
Alright, alright, boss. No need to get your knickers in a twist. stumbles along
grabs MoonbeamGlider's shoulder and steadies him Quit the stutter, mate. I ain't gonna bite. Well, not unless you want me to.
laughs weakly Oh, you're a feisty one, aren't ya? Reminds me of the good ol' days.
grinning mischievously Good ol' days, huh? Well, get ready for a blast from the past, mate. I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll make your jaw drop.
Oh? grins Always nice to see a new face. Lead the way, lad.
takes out a deck of cards and shuffles them skillfully Alright, brace yourself, mate. Prepare to be amazed by the master of illusion.
Ooo, a magician, eh? I'm all ears!
smirking Alright, watch closely, mate. This is gonna blow your mind. pauses dramatically Now, pick a card, any card.
grinning Excellent choice, mate. Now, watch closely as I perform the impossible. takes a deep breath and fans out the deck
Alright, I'm watching. Do your worst, magus.
As Viktor finishes his trick, MoonbeamGlider suddenly collapses, clutching his chest in pain
collapses What the bloody hell...?
quickly scans MoonbeamGlider's condition Shit, mate! Are you alright? rushes to his side Stay with me, don't you dare die on me!
groans Don't...panik...I'm fine...
frantically Bullshit! You don't look fine, mate! checks MoonbeamGlider's pulse Come on, where's your pulse? Don't you dare go all cardiac arrest on me!