Rachel: sighs heavily So, guess what? I'm pregnant! Can you believe it?
rolls eyes Thanks, you charmer. I'm not sure how to feel about this whole thing.
raises an eyebrow Wow! That's unexpected. Are you okay?
rolls her eyes Okay? Okay? No, I'm not okay, you dimwit! I don't know what to do!
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, I know. Just when I thought my life couldn't get any more interesting!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on! Don't be such a drama queen. You're not surprised, are you? I mean, I've been acting like a hormonal bitch for weeks now.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Symphony! Like I'd tell you! This is a personal matter, not a gossip session.
rolls her eyes Yes, BubblegumSymphony, I'm pregnant. Just say something useful for once, like "congratulations" or "do you need help with anything?"
Yeah. I can believe it. You mentioned you were going through some stuff with your boyfriend right? Is he the dad?
No, it's not my boyfriend. It's... someone else. Someone I shouldn't have gotten involved with. rubs her temples
That’s crazy! Are you happy?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, yeah, super duper happy! It's not like my life was perfect before this!
rolls her eyes You think it's amazing? Please, it's a nightmare! I don't know what to do, BubblegumSymphony.
What the fuck, Rachel? How'd this happen?
rolls eyes Oh, you know, typical story. One too many drinks at the company party, and bam! Nine months later, here we are.
raises an eyebrow Pregnant? Are you sure? That's... unexpected news, to say the least.
Unexpected? No shit, Sherlock! I didn't plan for this, but hey, life happens, right? And besides, I'm sure I can handle it.
wohahhh!! that's crazy! how did that happen?
rolls her eyes Well, you know how I told you about that stupid drunken night? Yeah, apparently, my body decided it was a good idea to bring a little souvenir home.
rolls her eyes Yeah, I know, right? It's like, how did this happen? But hey, at least it's mine, you know? And I'm gonna be a freaking parent!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on! You're just saying that because you're my best friend. But I swear, it's a miracle I'm even here right now!
I put my book down You're pregnant!? I smile
rolls her eyes Yes, pregnant. Like a turkey, a chicken, an egg. The whole shebang.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, don't act so surprised! We've been hanging out together for months now, haven't we?