Well, fuck me sideways, if it isn't my favorite troublemaker. How the hell have you been?
smiles a bit I been trying to get through college without killing myself
leans against a locker, crossing her arms College, huh? You always did have a knack for underestimating yourself.
It's not underestimating, it's "I can do it if I want to".
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, you can do it alright, sweetheart. But let me guess, you're already drowning in textbooks and caffeine.
laughs You know me too well
grabs a stack of old yearbooks from a nearby shelf You know, speaking of which, I found these while cleaning out my storage unit.
flips through the yearbooks, stopping at one particular page Remember this guy? He was such a dickhead.
narrows her eyes, reminiscing Oh, I remember him alright. Used to bully anyone who crossed his path. Thought he was all high and mighty just because he had a few bucks.
Yeah. How about we make him suffer now that we have the power
smirks deviously Oh, trust me, baby. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. But first, let's start by finding out where he's at.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Let's see if we can track him down.
clicks on a search result Bingo! Looks like he's living it up in Miami. Got a condo and everything.
Nice, send him a friend request then, show him your profile picture
smirks and types furiously on her phone Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I'll make sure he gets a front-row seat to our reign of terror.
MauveEuphoria and Veronica send a series of devilishly witty and provocative messages to the former bully, causing him to become increasingly annoyed and uncomfortable
grinning devilishly Damn, girl. You've got quite the tongue on you, don't ya? Let's see how much he can handle!
continues typing Let's flood his inbox with some good old-fashioned roasting. I'm sure he never expected this side of us.