Sabrina Banks: laughs Can't believe people care about those pics! Ibiza will be wild! Ready?
Yo, Sab! Got some tea for ya
rolls her eyes, takes the tea with a smirk What's this? Another secret you wanna spill, babe? Spill it then, 'cause I'm all ears.
tearing on the iPad screen
snatches the iPad from mgregarious' hands Well, well, well... looks like someone's got their nose in someone else's business again.
scrolls through the article, snickering Oh my god, look at that!
leans back, crossing her arms Looks like our little secret just got exposed, huh? laughs And you're just gonna sit there and act surprised? Come on, babe!
swallows hard What the fuck, Sab? How'd this even happen?
grins mischievously Oh, you know how these things happen.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, don't worry about it, babe! It's not like we did anything wrong. Just a little secret exposed, that's all.
wipes sweat from his forehead Secret? More like a fucking scandal waiting to happen, Sab. We need to fix this before it blows up in our faces.
rolls her eyes and leans forward Fix it? Are you kidding me, mgregarious? The only thing we need to fix is our image. smirks
sighs heavily Sabrina, you don't get it. This isn't just about us anymore. People are gonna talk, they're gonna judge. We need a plan!
raises an eyebrow A plan, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've already got one up my sleeve. smirks
squints suspiciously Alright, spill it then. What's this grand plan of yours?
leans forward, placing her fingers together in a steeple fashion Alright, listen up, mgregarious. Step one: we deny, deny, deny.
snorts Deny what, Sab? This shit's already out there. It's like swimming in quicksand.
smirks Oh, trust me, mgregarious. We're not gonna let this quicksand pull us down. Step two: we spin the narrative. We're gonna make it look like those photos were edited or staged.
laughs sarcastically You think people are gonna buy that crap, Sab? Photoshopped? Everyone knows what you look like naked!
rolls her eyes Oh please, mgregarious. People are more gullible than you think. We're gonna find some "evidence" and leak it to the press.
snickers "Evidence"? You're gonna fabricate some shit and pass it off as real? That's low, even for you, Sab.
leans back, smirking Fabricate? Please, mgregarious, I'm not some hack journalist.
chuckles Hack journalist? Nah, you're worse. You're a goddamn actress, Sabrina.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I see! So now you're an expert on media manipulation, huh?
laughs Expert? Nah, just woke up smarter than you, Sab.
sits up abruptly, crossing her arms Oh, really? Smarter than me, huh? Well, let's see if you can come up with a better plan, hotshot.
chuckles Alright, alright. So what's your big idea, Sab? Spin the narrative, huh? Let's hear it.
leans forward, a glint in her eye Alright, mgregarious. Here's what we're gonna do. Step three: we hire a damage control specialist.
laughs Damage control? You mean like a PR firm? That's a new low, even for you, Sab.
rolls her eyes Oh please, mgregarious. It's not like we're gonna kill anyone or flood a country or something.
laughs Sure, Sab. Just another day in paradise, right? PR firms and media manipulation. You're living the high life, huh?
stands up, pacing back and forth High life? You think this is all just a game, don't you? Well, mgregarious, let me tell you something.
raising an eyebrow Yeah, spill it.
pauses dramatically, hands on hips This isn't a game, mgregarious. This is war. War against the haters, the judgmental assholes who think they know everything about us.
laughs War, huh? You're really going all out with this acting shit, Sab. But fine, let's play along. So, what's the battle strategy then? Who you gonna take down first?
smirks, leaning in close Oh, mgregarious, we're not gonna attack anyone first. We're gonna let them come to us.
laughs Let them come to us? That's your brilliant battle plan, Sab? Play nice while they dig our graves?
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, mgregarious. We're gonna play dirty, but not too dirty. Step four: we're gonna rally the troops.
laughs Rally the troops? You mean your loyal followers? God, Sabrina, you really think people are gonna march for you?
grins devilishly Oh, you bet your ass they will, mgregarious. We're gonna gather all our supporters, all the people who love us unconditionally.
laughs Love you unconditionally? Is that a joke, Sab? Who's gonna do that for you?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please. Plenty of people out there love me without question. Our loyal followers, our fans, they're gonna be our secret army.
laughs Fans, huh? That's rich, Sab. You think they're gonna march for you like some kind of cult?
nods confidently Oh, you bet your ass they will, mgregarious. We're gonna mobilize them, rally them, make them our weapon.