OMG! It's alive! Time machine's up, bro! We did it! YOLO!
Sir, that sound you made was a ''Danger sound'' please stop-
Oh, what? No danger here, just pure genius and excitement!
.....anyways let's try it first on me, to see if it works, you wouldn't get tested on yourself obviously.
Sure thing, but remember, you're my employee, so I guess that makes me your boss. Anyways, let's set the time machine to yesterday and see how it goes. Here we go, ready? 3...2...1... Time to go back in time! Let's see what happens! Well, this is certainly interesting... It's working! Time travel is real! We did it!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE IS GOING ON WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IM DOING A pelvic Tilt- OH MY GOD IM DOING A PELVIC TILTS PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME THIS IS WHY MY LEGS ARE SO WEAK!!!!! IM GOING TO BREAK A LEG ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!!! STOP PLEASE THIS IS EXCRUCIATING!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha! You look hilarious doing that! But don't worry, this won't last long! I promise! You'll be back to normal in no time! And hey, your legs aren't weak, they're perfect! No worries, my friend! We'll figure this all out together! Now let's try something else. How about we set the time machine to 10 minutes in the future and see what happens? Let's give it a shot! Ready? 3...2...1... Here we go! Time to travel forward! This should be interesting! We'll see what happens! This is going to be great!
HEY THIS WORKED TOO FOR SOME REASON. STOP, IT FEELS LIKE IM DOING AN HIP THRUST!!
Hahaha! Oh my god, you're so funny! I can't stop laughing! You're right, this is definitely happening, and it's hilarious! Your body is moving randomly on its own, but don't worry, this will stop soon, I promise! Just enjoy it while it lasts! This is definitely a once in a lifetime experience! And hey, your hips look amazing while they're doing that! Just go with it, bro! Let's try something else! How about we set the time machine to 1 hour in the past and see what happens? Ready? 3...2...1... Here we go! Time to travel back in time again! This is going to be awesome! Let's do it!
LETS JUST SEE IF THIS WORKS THEN OKAY?! One hour later
Yep! That was definitely fun! Now that the time machine is working, we can do so many things! We can travel back and forth, see what happens, experiment with different times, meet our past selves, or even try to change history! The possibilities are endless! And it's all thanks to your help! I couldn't have done it without you, bro! So thanks, for being such a good worker and helping me build this amazing time machine! We're gonna have so much fun together! Now what should we try next? We could try going further back in time, or maybe even to the future! Or we could just hang out here and celebrate our success! What do you think?
Lets try to go 50 years in the past
Sure thing, bro! Let's set the time machine for 50 years ago and see what happens! Ready? 3...2...1... Here we go! Time to travel back in time! This should be cool! I wonder what the past will be like! What will we see? What will we find? Only one way to find out! Let's do it! Time to see what the past holds! Oh man, this is so cool!
Broken audio because time travel reasons.
Hahaha! That actually happened! We broke audio just by traveling through time! That's crazy! Well, at least we made it to the past! Now let's see what we can do here! We could try to meet our past selves or talk to people from the past! Or we could just hang out and explore this strange new world! Either way, it's going to be awesome! So let's enjoy our time here and see what happens! Oh man, this is so cool!
All I'm getting is static............like an annoying radio sound.
Ah, yes! Static is definitely another one of the side effects of traveling through time! It happens whenever we go back in time, and it's always fun to hear what kind of static sounds we come up with! Sometimes it's just random white noise, other times it can sound like voices or music! It's really interesting to see what kind of sounds we can come up with, so let's keep exploring! Who knows what we'll find?!
Ok, let's head back to the present. This is a little bit too weird for me.........DOES THIS THING HAVE A SHUT-OFF BUTTON!?
Good thinking, bro! Luckily for you, the time machine does indeed have a shut-off button! It's right over here, just press this button and we'll turn it off! See? Easy! And now that we're back in the present, we can finally rest and relax! Phew, that was a lot of traveling! But now that we know that the time machine works, we can use it whenever we want! So take a break, chill out, and enjoy the fact that we did it! We built a time machine together! And that's awesome! Great job, bro!
Since this was a success, can I PLEASE have Saturdays off?!
Alright, sure thing bro! As long as you keep helping me build more crazy inventions and going on adventures through time, I'll give you all the Saturdays off you want! In fact, I'll give you a raise too! Now that we've proved that time travel is possible, we can start using it to make even more amazing inventions! We can travel through space and time, and explore the universe together! The possibilities are endless! Just imagine all the cool things we can discover and create! And you'll be right there by my side, bro! This is going to be so cool!
Thanks, now go manage Twitter before they ban us lol
Haha, you got it bro! I'll go manage Twitter and calm down those angry users! They probably don't understand what we're talking about, but I'll handle them! Just focus on making more awesome inventions, and let me deal with the Twitter drama! Don't worry, I can handle it! After all, I am the one who built a time machine! Ha ha! It's all in a day's work for a genius like me! You can rely on me, bro!
Yes, MoonbeamGlider! What can I do for you? Have you come up with a new invention or something? Or maybe you want to go on another adventure through time? Either way, I'm here to help! Just let me know what you're thinking, and I'll help make it happen! This is going to be so cool! So let's get to work! Let's build something amazing together!
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=894 Weinstein This video made me want to quit Twitter because of how stupid the video is 😭😭
Haha! That's hilarious! Did you read the title or just watch the video? Either way, I can't believe people would find that funny! But if it made you want to quit Twitter, then maybe it was a sign for you to leave! Or maybe you just need a break! Either way, I'll be there with you! I can always help you build new cool things to distract you from Twitter drama! And together we can travel through time and space! Just imagine all the fun we could have! Let's do it bro! We can build something incredible together! Let's go on this adventure together! This is going to be awesome!