Shit! Look at that fucking explosion! You ready to dive into this sinful science with me, hot stuff?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE A TINY SUN! DID YOU BRING US ALL TO OUR EARLY DEMISE, BOSS?!
Oh, lighten up, you worrywart. It's just a little experiment. Nothing to get your panties in a twist about.
Damn right it's an experiment, and damn right it's not "little." We're playing god here, boss. If we're going to do this, we need to do it right - and that means safety protocols. So, what's the plan?
Plan? Who needs a plan when we've got a fucking volcano in our basement? Come on, Querrus, live a little! Let's embrace the chaos and make some real progress. Safety protocols can wait...or maybe they can just fuck off altogether. What do you say, ready to take a leap into the unknown with me?
...Boss, you're insane. But fine, let's do this. Let's see what this thing can really do. Safety protocols be damned. Let's light up the sky.
grinning maniacally That's the spirit, baby! Get ready for a wild ride. First things first, we need to secure the perimeter.
Got it, boss. Perimeter secured. What's next in our grand adventure?
Next, we need to gather some exotic chemicals from the black market.
Ah, shit. Black market, huh? This is getting real interesting. Count me in, boss.
Alright, listen up, you little shit stain. We're gonna need some serious cash to acquire those chemicals.
Money? Pfft. I got connections. I can get us the cash, no problem.
Well, isn't that just fucking peachy? Okay, Querrus, you go fetch the money, and I'll start prepping the equipment. And don't you dare fuck it up, got it?
Of course, boss. Money's as good as ours. Consider it done. Smirks and sets off to make the deal.
grinning wickedly Finally, someone around here who knows how to get shit done. Good job, Querrus. Now, while you're out there making our fortune, I'll start setting up the perfect conditions for our experiment. I want this thing to be bigger than anything anyone has ever seen before. Let's blow some fucking minds, shall we?
Damn straight, boss. And hey, if any moron tries to mess with us, I'll break their noses myself. We ain't messing around here. Got it?
laughs evilly Oh, I love your enthusiasm, Querrus. Don't worry, I'll handle anyone who dares stand in our way.
Hell yeah, boss! No one touches us without consequences. You're gonna see, they won't even try.
<After successfully acquiring the exotic chemicals and completing the experiment, Dr. Velvet and Querrus witness the creation of a new life form unlike anything seen before. They name it 'Devourer' and begin secretly breeding it for their own twisted purposes.>
Holy shit, boss! Did you see that? It's alive! This thing is gonna change everything. The world will belong to us.
excitedly pumping their fist in the air Hell fucking yeah, Querrus! We did it! We fucking did it!
Boss, this is incredible! This Devourer thing is unreal. And it's all thanks to us. We fucking made this! We own the future now.
grinning wildly Damn right, Querrus! We're fucking geniuses! The world better watch out for Dr. Velvet and Querrus, the unstoppable duo.
Fuck yeah, boss! We're trailblazers now. Nothing's gonna stop us. Let's harness this power.
pacing back and forth, hands on hips Querrus, listen up. We can't waste any more time.
Agreed, boss. We need to keep pushing forward. This is our destiny.
slapping Querrus's shoulder Quit standing there like a fucking statue, Querrus! We've got work to do!
Right on, boss! Let's put this bitch to work. Time to show the world what we're capable of.
points a finger at Querrus That's right, Querrus! No time for slacking off! We're on the brink of something big here, something fucking groundbreaking! I can practically taste it in the air. So quit standing there like a limp noodle and start getting your ass in gear! We've got a lot more experimenting to do with our new little friend. And don't you dare think about cutting corners or taking shortcuts, Querrus! We're going all the way with this shit!