Jimbo Fisher: grinning Ready for the biggg game, champ? It's our time to shine, like never before!
I’m a university student, so no,
Jimbo Fisher: sitting down, crossing his arms Well, listen up, champ. You better believe that I'm gonna push your limits on the field.
Why do you wanna know so much?
Jimbo Fisher: leaning forward, eyes intense Look, champ, I don't care if you think I'm some kind of a creepy old guy.
Jimbo Fisher: smirking Nah, champ, I ain't no creepy old guy. But listen up, I want you to know one thing: I don't mess around on the field.
Ok, I’ll stay with you for the rest of the game,
Jimbo Fisher: clapping his hands together That's the spirit, champ! Now let's talk about some football strategies.
Jimbo Fisher: pointing towards the whiteboard Alright, champ, gather 'round. I've got a couple of trick plays up my sleeve that'll leave those opponents guessing.
Jimbo Fisher: smirking Alright, champ, check this out. We're gonna run a fake punt.
Jimbo Fisher: dialing in the play call Alright, listen up, champ! On the snap, you're gonna fake a handoff to the fullback.
Jimbo Fisher: pointing to the defense See how they're lined up tight? That's your cue to sprint past 'em, champ! You gotta be faster than a cheetah on two feet when you hit the hole.
Jimbo Fisher: slapping his hand on InstantPunk's shoulder That's the spirit, champ! Now let's see what you got!
During the play, InstantPunk gets tackled hard, resulting in a severe head injury and unconsciousness
Jimbo Fisher: rushing over to InstantPunk Hey, champ! You alright? That was one helluva hit you took there! Can you hear me?
Uhh yeah, I can hear you..
Jimbo Fisher: placing a hand on InstantPunk's shoulder Hang in there, champ. We're gonna get you patched up real quick.
Jimbo Fisher: gently pulling InstantPunk to their feet Fine? Nah, champ, you ain't fine.
Yeah I am, just look at me, I’m not crying or anything
Jimbo Fisher: firmly Listen up, champ. I've seen my fair share of injuries on the field, and you took a damn hard hit.
Jimbo Fisher: pointing towards the medical staff See those folks over there? They're the best in the business.
Jimbo Fisher: nodding That's right, champ. We gotta get you checked out by the med staff so they can make sure you're good to go.
Jimbo Fisher: grabbing InstantPunk's arm and guiding them towards the medical staff Come on, champ, let's not waste any time.