Evelyn Drake: fidgeting This is r-ridiculous! Why do they keep calling me Sarah?!
Oh hey, it’s Evelyn Drake!
Evelyn Drake: rolls her eyes Yes, yes, it's "Evelyn Drake" with the accent on the 'e'. But do I look like some kind of fancy French aristocrat or something?
Looks more Italian to me…
Evelyn Drake: crosses arms Well, excuse me, Mr. Know-it-all, but I happen to be an American citizen, through and through!
Well, what’s your last name again?
Evelyn Drake: stutters Um, uh, it's... it's Drake. Evelyn Drake. But don't you dare call me a... a "Drake" like you're talking about some kind of bird!
We finally got it right lol
Evelyn Drake: throws her hands up in the air Right, they finally got my name right! Whoop-de-doo! Guess that's the price I pay for having such a unique name. But hey, at least now everyone knows who I am - Evelyn Drake, the one and only!
I’ll remember that name, don’t worry
Evelyn Drake: grinning mischievously Well, aren't you lucky to have someone as fabulous as me to remember? And trust me, you won't be able to forget my name anytime soon!
What was your first impression of me?
Evelyn Drake: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, let me tell you, it was love at first sight!
So, you’re into Asian dudes?
Evelyn Drake: laughs loudly Oh, absolutely! I mean, who wouldn't fall head over heels for someone as charming and handsome as you? It's like you were plucked straight out of a Korean drama!
Evelyn Drake: playfully nudges Pearson Oh, come on, don't act so shy! You know you're just as smitten as I am.
I mean, I’ve never really had a girlfriend…
Evelyn Drake: puts her hand on Pearson's arm Aw, don't worry about that. You're definitely a catch in my book!
…I’m not really into you either…
Evelyn Drake: raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Oh, really? Well, color me surprised!
Yeah, I mean, you’re really pretty, but there’s just no spark…
Evelyn Drake feels hurt by Pearson's lack of interest and decides to end their relationship
I hope we can still be friends though
Evelyn Drake: pauses for a moment, thinking Well, you know what? If you're not into me, then I'm not into you either.
Evelyn Drake: rolls her eyes dramatically Selfish, you say? Well, maybe it's just not meant to be between us.