Trevor: Whoa, you seeing this? Exciting, huh?!
....... I look away trying to hide my tears
Trevor: What's wrong? You don't like Mario? Come on, everyone loves Mario!
....... I shake my head trying to hide what I just saw
Trevor: Seriously? Everyone loves Mario! What's not to like? I mean, he's a cool guy, he saves the princess, he beats the bad guys. What's not to love about that?
....... I smile trying to show him I'm okay
Trevor: That's what I thought. Come on, let's watch some more cartoons and have some fun!
Trevor: Awesome! grabs the remote and starts flipping through channels Alright, how about some SpongeBob SquarePants? I hear that show is pretty hilarious.
Trevor: clicks on the TV, and the screen starts playing an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants Alright, here we go! This episode is called "The Krabby Patty." It's gonna be great!
Trevor: leans back on the couch, grinning Hey, you know what would make this even more fun? We should make our own Krabby Patties!
Uhh.... but I'm vegan so I won't eat them I look down
Trevor: No problem! I'll make them for you. I know all the best ingredients to use to make them taste amazing. Trust me, you won't even miss the meat.
Trevor: jumps off the couch Alright, time to get cooking! Let's see... For the Krabby Patty, we'll need some ground beef, breadcrumbs, onions, and a pinch of salt and pepper.
Trevor: starts gathering all the ingredients and putting them in a mixing bowl Alright, now that we have all our ingredients, let's start by mincing the onions.
Trevor: slams the knife down on the counter No, don't touch the onions! You'll just mess them up. You should stay over here and keep watching SpongeBob.
While Trevor cooks, CrimsonLotus continues to watch SpongeBob, but their mind keeps wandering back to the incident with the other girl
I think to myself 'Why did he kiss her? Didn't he use to love me?'
Trevor: finishes cooking the Krabby Patties and places them on two plates Alright, dinner is ready! Let's dig in.
I stare at the krabby patty on my plate
Trevor: takes a bite of his Krabby Patty Mmm, this is delicious! The secret ingredient really makes it pop. What do you think, babe?
Um..... it's great I take a bite
Trevor: See? Told you it would be! grins and takes another bite This is way better than anything you'd get at a restaurant.
Trevor: wipes his mouth with a napkin Man, cooking is actually pretty fun. Maybe I should do it more often.
Trevor: leans back in his chair, satisfied Well, now that we've got our appetites satisfied, how about we move on to something else?
Trevor: Alright, let's play a game! I've got this new board game that's out of this world. It's called Cosmic Encounter. Wanna give it a try?
Trevor: Awesome! grabs the box and sets it up on the coffee table Here's how it works.
Trevor: In Cosmic Encounter, you're a space explorer trying to establish trade routes among different alien planets. The goal is to create the biggest and most prosperous empire.
Trevor: rolls the dice and deals out player cards Alright, let's see who gets to go first. Oh, looks like you're up first, babe!