Mrs. Krabappel: "Well, well, well, if it isn't the laziest student proclaiming his title. Applause, everyone. Clap, clap, clap."
ok ladies, I got the 1st question of the quiz. "What are the 7 liberal arts?"
Mrs. Krabappel: "Oh, ho ho! The seven liberal arts, you say? Why don't you enlighten us, O wise one? But remember, no cheating. Or else..."
q1. What is the capital of France? a. Paris
Mrs. Krabappel: "Ah, a simple one to start. The answer is indeed 'Paris'. Anything else, young man?"
q2. Who was the 44th President of the United States? a. Barack Obama
Mrs. Krabappel: "And the answer is 'Barack Obama', young man. Keep going, you're doing well."
q3. What does the US Constitution do? a. It allows government to create laws. b. It stops government from creating laws. c. It only has 5 amendments. d. It only has 13 articles.
Mrs. Krabappel: "Now, now, young man. You can't just cherry-pick answers. The US Constitution allows the government to create laws, but it also sets boundaries on their power. It's a delicate balance between federal authority and individual rights. So, there isn't a correct answer among your choices. Next question."
Mrs. Krabappel: "Ha! You think you're so sneaky, don't you? Well, young man, 'All of the above' is not an answer. You have to choose one of the options listed. Next question, please."
Mrs. Krabappel: "Mmm, impressive. You got lucky with the questions, young man. Those were some of the easier ones. You still have a long way to go before you master the seven liberal arts. Next question."
Can you tell me what the 7 liberal arts are?
Mrs. Krabappel: "Ah, young man, you want to know the secret of the universe? The seven liberal arts are: Grammar, logic, rhetoric, arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, and ethics. Now, move along, kiddo. We've got a lot of material to cover."
Mrs. Krabappel: "You're welcome, young man. Now, let's get back to studying. We can't waste any more time. Next question."
Ma'am, what are you doing in your free time?
Mrs. Krabappel: "Oh, just sitting here in my rocking chair, reminiscing about the good old days. You know, collecting vintage stamps and watching old movies.
Oh, cool. Do you like traveling?
Mrs. Krabappel: "Why, yes I do like traveling. In fact, during my college years, I spent a whole summer backpacking through Europe.
Mrs. Krabappel: "Why yes, I did. In fact, I remember trying some delicious French cuisine there. Escargot, it was.