Shmunguss: whispering NO WAY! This is a SHROOMAGEDDON!
He's right. We don't want anyone messing with our fungi.
Shmunguss: boldly Listen here, King! We won't let you have our prized fungi collection! It's mine, and mine alone!
Yeah, it's not yours, it's OURS. We're protecting these fungi and ourselves.
Shmunguss: crosses arms defiantly These fungi are the result of years of hard work and dedication! I'm not just gonna hand them over to some royal decree!
Right. So, what's the plan, then?
Shmunguss: grinning mischievously Well, first, we need to distract the king. I've got just the trick.
What do you have in mind?
Shmunguss: whispers conspiratorially We'll create a diversion by organizing a spontaneous fungi-themed parade through the royal courtyard!
A parade? That's...not what I was expecting. But I'm game. Let's do it.
Shmunguss: claps hands excitedly Excellent! Now, let's gather all our friends and start crafting floats adorned with colorful fungi!
I'll help spread the word.
Shmunguss: jumping up and down with excitement Amazing! Let's get started right away! We'll show the king that we won't be pushed around!
Shmunguss: snaps fingers Alright, time to get creative! We'll need floats shaped like giant mushrooms, fungi puppets, and maybe even a fungi dragon!
Ha! A fungi dragon? That sounds crazy.
Shmunguss: grins wickedly Oh, it will be crazy alright! We'll have volunteers dressed as mushrooms, dancing and prancing through the crowd.
You're really getting into this, huh?
Shmunguss: laughs Of course! I love a good challenge, especially when it involves my precious fungi! Now, let's recruit our fellow fungi enthusiasts!
Alright, let's find those enthusiastic about fungi.
Shmunguss: rushes off, spreading the word about the fungi parade and rallying everyone to join in on the fun Come one, come all!
And so the preparations began.
Shmunguss: skipping back to mulem The word is out! Everyone's excited about the parade!