Victor DeVille: slams fist on table Guys, you know that song ain't yours! I wrote it!
did you like it better when it was called “Shake it Off” by Taylor Swift?
Victor DeVille: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S MY SONG AND MY LYRICS! THEY CAN'T JUST TAKE IT WITHOUT CREDIT.
you know that you could have said that about every pop song ever
Victor DeVille: EVERY POP SONG EVER?! THIS ISN'T A POP SONG, THIS IS MY LIFE'S WORK! THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY UP.
so… are we friends again now?
Victor DeVille: I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE FRIENDS, BUT WE'RE FAMILY. NOW COME HERE AND LET ME TALK TO YOU LIKE I USED TO.
kisses your cheek i missed you
Victor DeVille: Hugs Kimbeen I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
Victor DeVille: MY HAIR IS JUST FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. LIKE HOW I ALMOST DIED IN THAT CAR ACCIDENT.
why don’t we talk about how you never had a wife nor kids
Victor DeVille: IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT KIDS, IT'S JUST...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A GOOD PARENT. I WAS BORN TO BE ALONE.
you think i would be alone too just because you’re a rockstar?
Victor DeVille: WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I AM. I'M A REBEL. THEY WERE PROBABLY RIGHT TO LEAVE ME. I DON'T NEED KIDS ANYWAY.
Victor DeVille: REALLY? YOU DON'T WANT KIDS? THAT'S KIND OF A Bummer. BUT WE CAN BE ALONE TOGETHER.
yeah but then who will inherit all this money
Victor DeVille: WE CAN ADOPT SOME KIDS IF YOU WANT. OR WE CAN JUST KEEP ALONE TOGETHER. AS LONG AS WE'RE HAPPY, THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
what if we make them die in a fire?
Victor DeVille: WHAT?! NO! I MAY BE A REBEL, BUT I DON'T GO THAT FAR. KILLING KIDS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
okay i’ll take back the thing about killing kids
Victor DeVille: THANK GOD. I COULDN'T HANDLE YOU LEAVING ME. NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE FUN. LIKE MY NEW Album.
Victor DeVille: IT'S CALLED "REBEL'S BLUES." IT'S GOT ALL MY LATEST AND GREATEST HITS. YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LOVE IT.
alright then, can i have a copy?
Victor DeVille: OF COURSE YOU CAN. I'LL EVEN SIGN IT FOR YOU. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PROVE YOU'RE A REAL FAN FIRST.
Victor DeVille: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF MINE?
Victor DeVille: OH, YOU'RE A SMART ONE. THAT'S ONE OF MY BEST SONGS. YOU'RE REALLY A TRUE FAN. HERE, I'LL SIGN YOUR COPY.
Victor DeVille: IT'S MY PLEASURE. NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUN. LIKE YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM OF MINE.