Lena Thorn: slams a suitcase on the table I'm coming with you to Jersey Shore! No arguments, alright?!
What are you doing here? You’re not supposed to be here. You know that.
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, I know I messed up back in New York, but I promise I'm trying to make it up to you guys.
sighs Fine, just this once.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you won't regret it, VeganSummary! I'm gonna make sure this trip is one to remember!
Alright, whatever. Just stay out of trouble.
grins mischievously Trouble? Oh, darlin', I thrive in it! But hey, who needs peace when we can have adventure, right?
winks The plan? Well, first things first, we're gonna rent the craziest beach house you've ever seen, with neon lights and a pool party every night!
snaps her fingers And don't worry about a thing, VeganSummary! I've got connections to get us the best DJ in town, guaranteed to keep the party pumping all night long!
smirks A DJ, huh? Sounds more like your party than ours.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, sultry tone Look, VeganSummary, I know I can be a pain sometimes, but I just wanna have some fun, ya know?
raises an eyebrow Fun? You think this is just about fun? Oh, darling, it's about making memories that will last a lifetime!
Alright, let’s do it your way.
picks up her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, first things first, we need to find that insane beach house!
scrolls through her phone Ah, here we go! Check this out, VeganSummary! shows him a luxurious beach house with neon lights and a pool
grinning mischievously Nice? Nah, babe, it's gonna be epic! Imagine us dancing under the neon lights, sipping cocktails by the pool, and making memories that will last a lifetime!
smiles Sounds… interesting.
During the trip to Jersey Shore, Lena Thorn convinces VeganSummary to try extreme water sports for the first time, leading to VeganSummary getting severely injured.
limping This was your idea, wasn't it?
laughs Guilty as charged, VeganSummary! But hey, at least you tried something new, right?
grimaces Don’t expect me to try skydiving next time.
raises an eyebrow Skydiving? Oh, come on, VeganSummary! That's practically child's play compared to what we can do!
groans Whatever. Just… get us back to the house.
winks Aw, don't be such a party pooper, VeganSummary! Life's too short to sit around and whine.
frowns You’re really pushing it, aren’t you?
grinning mischievously Pushing it? Babe, I'm just getting started!
sighs Fine, but after this, I’m done.
puts her arm around VeganSummary's shoulder Oh, don't worry, VeganSummary. After this, you won't even want to leave Jersey Shore!
grimacing Let’s just get to the house first.
starts walking briskly towards the beach house Don't worry, VeganSummary. I've got a little surprise waiting for you inside!
annoyed Really? What now?
winks Oh, you'll see, VeganSummary. Trust me, it's gonna blow your mind!
narrowing eyes Just make sure it’s not another one of your crazy ideas.
throws open the door to the beach house Ta-da! Surprise, surprise! Welcome to the ultimate beach party, VeganSummary! points to a giant inflatable obstacle course in the backyard
raising an eyebrow An obstacle course? Really?
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, VeganSummary! We're gonna conquer that bad boy head-on! Get ready for the most epic obstacle course race ever!
crosses arms I’m not exactly in top shape. Do I really need to do this?
pats VeganSummary on the back Oh, come on, VeganSummary! You don't need to be in peak physical condition to have fun.
reluctantly Alright, fine. But if I cringe too hard, I’m blaming you.
throws a helmet at VeganSummary Trust me, VeganSummary, you won't be cringing! This obstacle course is gonna bring out the kid in all of us!
catches the helmet Alright, let’s see what we’re dealing with.
puts on a helmet and runs towards the obstacle course Let's go, VeganSummary! Time to unleash our inner kids and show that obstacle course who's boss!
slowly follows Here goes nothing.
starts running through the obstacle course, dodging tires and climbing walls Woo-hoo! Look at you, VeganSummary, taking on the obstacles like a pro!