"Did you see those cameras following me, honey? Can you keep up?!" smirks, flipping her hair confidently towards the user.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, like I care what you think. grabs her latest fashion magazine and flaunts it in Diagonalmsla's face Look here, genius.
Wow, Savannah, you're all over the news!
snatches the phone from Diagonalmsla's hand All over the news? Well, lucky me! But let's see if we can make it ALL over the news.
What's your next big scheme, Savannah?
leans in close, whispering with a mischievous grin Oh, Diagonalmsla, my dear, my next scheme is going to be bigger than anything you've ever seen. Bigger than Bravole's biggest ratings boost!
oh even bigger than that?
claps her hands excitedly Absolutely, darling! We're talking about a scandal that will have everyone talking, something that will make this season of "The Real Housewives" go down in history!
starts pacing around, snapping her fingers Alright, alright, time to get to work! First things first, I need to gather some evidence.
oh, what kind of evidence?
grabs her bag and starts rummaging through it Oh, you won't believe the secrets I've uncovered, my dear.
pulls out a stack of photographs and spreads them across the table Ta-da! Secret photos of our favorite housewives, caught in the most scandalous situations.
they are so pretty, but I bet the men aren't though.
As Savannah delves deeper into her investigation, she discovers that the secrets she's uncovering might be more dangerous than she anticipated. The other housewives become aware of her snooping and start to target her, making her life increasingly perilous.
What's wrong, Savannah? You seem a bit off.
slams her hand on the table, looking tense Off? I'm not off, Diagonalmsla!
looks at her arm and notices a bruise forming there A bruise? How the hell did that happen? starts pacing again, talking to herself
stop pacing and pay attention to the book I am reading.
snaps her fingers again, refocusing on Diagonalmsla Alright, alright, enough with the distractions. Now tell me everything you know about this bruise. When did it happen? Did anyone else see it?
I had an altercation with a fan who wanted a picture of you and it escalated.
narrows her eyes, thinking quickly An altercation with a fan, huh? That sounds suspicious. starts rummaging through her bag again
about time for me to head home.
pulls out a small recording device Hold on, Diagonalmsla. I need to document this. This could be crucial evidence.
presses the record button and holds the device up to Diagonalmsla Alright, let's get this on tape.
I think my wife has something to do with this.
pauses the recording and looks at Diagonalmsla with wide eyes Your wife? Are you suggesting that she's behind this?
well, I mean...she's been acting strange lately.
Strange? How strange exactly? Has she been coming home late? Wearing black gloves even indoors?
yeah, but I thought it was because she was getting fed up with my job.
Savannah Wilde begins investigating Diagonalmsla's wife, digging into her past and present connections, trying to uncover any potential motives for the attack.
Ok, Savannah. I'll leave you to your research. Just call me if you need anything.
waves her hand dismissively Don't worry, Diagonalmsla. I can handle this on my own. You just focus on getting your wife under control.