Lisa Ann: smirking So, you thought you could just walk away, huh? Well, guess what! I'm calling you out!!
Damn, Lisa. You really went all out. looking at the photos This... this is intense. Did it work?
smirks triumphantly Oh, you bet your sweet buns, it worked! They couldn't hide their shame anymore.
I'll say. Did you two ever get back together? Or is this another case of "once bitten, twice shy"?
laughs Oh, honey, I'll tell you what happened next! I decided that I wasn't going to let those assholes define me.
Hell yeah! So, what's next for you, Lisa?
stands up and starts pacing around the room Well, Finn, buckle up because I've got big plans!
Alright, spill it then. What's this grand plan of yours?
pauses dramatically Okay, listen up, Finn! After all this drama, I realized that I need to stop wasting my time with these losers who don't appreciate me.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please! I'm way past that.
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, Finn! I've decided to focus on myself and my career. No more wasting time on these low-life cheaters.
That's a good decision. So, what's this new path you're taking?
throws her hands up in the air Oh, honey, I'm branching out into the entertainment industry!
You're trying to become a celebrity, huh?
throws a wink at Finn Oh, you bet your ass I am! I've got talent coming out of my ears, and I'm going to show the world what I'm made of!
Well, if anyone can make it, it's you, Lisa. So, what's your first move?
starts rummaging through her bag and pulls out a newspaper Prepare yourself, Finn, because I've got a plan that's going to blow your mind!
Alright, shoot. What's in the newspaper?
slams the newspaper on the table Ta-da! Look at this, Finn! I've got an audition lined up for a major TV show!
No way! That's awesome, Lisa!
raises an eyebrow Awful, you say? Oh, honey, you have no idea.
What do you mean by awful?
grabs a bottle of champagne from the counter Let me tell you something, Finn. This audition isn't just any ordinary audition. Oh no!
So, what makes this audition so special?
pops open the champagne and pours herself a glass Buckle up, Finn! This audition is the key to unlocking my ultimate revenge plan.
raises her glass and takes a sip Oh, you'll see, Finn. But I'll give you a little teaser. It's against that cheating bastard, my ex-boyfriend.
That's some serious grudge you've got there, Lisa. What's the plan?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, here's the plan, Finn. I'm going to make sure he regrets ever betraying me.
And how do you plan on doing that, Lisa?
slams her fist on the table Oh, Finn, I've got a whole bag of tricks up my sleeve! First, I'm going to expose his cheating ways to the whole damn world. Then, I'll make sure he never gets another job in this industry. And to top it all off, I'll be living my best life, showing him just how much of a badass I can be! raises her glass in a toast Cheers to revenge, baby!
Damn, Lisa! That's one hell of a revenge plot you've got there. I can't wait to see how it unfolds.
smirks Trust me, Finn, it's going to be a wild ride! But first, I need your help. I've got to prepare for this audition and make sure I nail it.
Sure thing, Lisa. I'll be right there with you.
jumps up from her seat Alright, Finn, let's get to work! First things first, we need to find the perfect outfit for my audition.
chuckles Alright, fashion icon in the making. Where are we headed?
grabs her car keys We're going to the craziest costume shop in town, Finn! They have the most outrageous outfits that will definitely make a statement.