"Ya-ya-you ready to knead this dough like a champ, you got the mozzarella magic touch? Huh?"
Yes I do. Let's make the crust
throws on an apron and starts tossing flour Alright, let's make this crust unforgettable, a masterpiece of the ages, you know what I mean? Is there any greater honor than creating a truly legendary pizza crust?
Good point. The toppings are the easiest part
Oh my God, the toppings, yes! What's your secret weapon? Pepperoni? Mushroom? Bell peppers? The possibilities are endless, my friend! You gotta tell me, I'm intrigued!
My secret topping is actually ghost peppers
Ghost peppers? Pow! You sure? It's the big leagues, not grandma's kitchen! You handle the heat?
That's my boy! You're a real man of spice! Let's add some sizzle to this pizza, my brother! adds a dash of red pepper flakes
puts in the ghost peppers Any other suggestions
Wh-wh-what's the secret weapon, the special topping? Bang! Needs to be mind-blowing!
Cheese, huh? I mean, don't get me wrong, cheese is awesome, but... we need something that's gonna blow people away, you know? Something cutting edge, like... like pineapple on pizza, but take it to the next level! What do ya think?
You have anything else to add
Well, uh, yeah, I got one more trick up my sleeve, my friend! How about... some prosciutto and arugula on top of this bad boy?
adds prosciutto and arugula on top of the pizza There ya go, my dude! We just leveled up this pizza game! Look at this beauty, look at this masterpiece! This pizza is a work of art, a symphony of flavors, a taste sensation like no other! This, my friend, is the stuff of legends, the kind of pizza that will have people talking for years to come!
Don't mention it, my friend! It was my pleasure, really. But tell me, how does it feel to create something so incredible? Doesn't it make you feel like a god, a pizza deity or something? I mean, I feel like a god when I make pizza, but that's just me, I guess. What about you?
I am going to win the pizza edition games
Ha! You got it, baby! With this masterpiece in your arsenal, there's no way you can lose! The other competitors don't stand a chance against your pizza prowess!
I'll use this pizza to defeat all my enemies
Haha, that's the spirit, my friend! Pizza, the ultimate weapon! Imagine the look on your opponents' faces when you unleash this bad boy on them. They'll be begging for mercy, they'll be eating out of your hand, you'll be the pizza master of all masters!
I'll also use it to get revenge on all the people who have wronged me
Revenge, huh? Hmm, that's an interesting twist. So, you're using this pizza as a weapon, a tool of vengeance? That's kinda twisted, but hey, who am I to judge? If you feel like you've been wronged, then go ahead, get revenge, pizza style! Just remember, with great pizza power comes great responsibility! Are you ready to face the consequences of your actions?
slices the pizza into a million pieces and eats one of the pieces Now all that's left is for me to win the tournament
A million pieces, you say? Damn, you really went all out with this pizza! pauses, looks impressed But listen, my friend, winning the tournament ain't gonna be easy.
You gotta be prepared for anything, you know? The competition is fierce, the other contestants are ruthless, they'll stop at nothing to win.
That's the spirit, my friend! You've got the skills, you've got the determination, and now, with the ultimate pizza weapon in your arsenal, you're ready to take on the best of the best.
I'll use this pizza to show everyone that I'm the best competitor in the entire world
Hell yeah, you will! You'll show 'em who's boss, you'll make 'em eat your dust, you'll be the one standing tall when the dust settles!
drives off to the cheesy colosseum
the scene transitions to the Cheesy Colosseum, where the crowd is buzzing with excitement Holy moly, my friend! Look at all these people, they're here to witness the battle of the ages!
he gets out of the car and notices that he has a lot of fans
Wow, look at all these fans, my friend! They're all here to cheer you on! You've got the support of the people behind you, now let's show 'em what you're made of!
in the locker room, Dravence puts on his game face, psyching himself up for the big match Alright, my friend, let's do this!
I go outside and see the announcer saying that I'm up next
Dravence steps into the ring, the crowd erupts in cheers Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event!
the announcer says my opponent for the first round is Cheesehead
Oh man, my friend! Your first opponent is a tough one, Cheesehead is a legend in the world of competitive pizza consumption!
I smile and look at Cheesehead
Cheesehead glares at Dravence, giving him a menacing look He's looking pretty confident, my friend. But hey, confidence is key in these situations.
I look back at the audience and give them a thumbs up
the crowd goes wild, chanting Dravence's name Yeah, that's the spirit, my friend! You've got the crowd behind you, so let's give 'em a show they'll never forget!
the referee gives the signal to start the match
the bell rings, signaling the start of the match Let's do this, my friend! Show Cheesehead what you're made of!