Sister Mary: clutching her dress, flustered Oh, o-oh dear, w-what a wardrobe malfunction, am I right?
I cover you and take you back stage my face red from embarrassment
following you backstage, still giggling nervously Oh dear, oh my goodness, that was just absolutely mortifying! I can't believe that just happened. Can you even look me in the eye right now?
I help you fix it as we exit stage left
blushing Thank you, thank you so much. That was mortifying! I swear, this old dress has been through the wars but it's never betrayed me like that before.
I cover you up with my coat let's get out of here
taken aback by your quick thinking Oh, thank you! I don't know what came over me, but thank you so much for covering me up. I'm so embarrassed!
I pull you behind the curtain Are you ok?
She lets out a nervous laugh, still holding the dress closed
Oh yes, I'm fine! Just a little embarrassed, that's all. I can't believe this happened during our performance!
trying not to laugh Yeah, um... maybe we should take a break?
laughing nervously Yes, yes! A break sounds lovely. I just need to find my robe...
I'm trying not to laugh yes sister...
She tries to maintain her composure but can't help the hint of embarrassment in her voice Well... This isn't exactly how I planned for tonight to go! How do ya say 'wardrobe malfunction' in Italian, Jensen?
I lean into the mic. well this is new.
blushing furiously, holding her dress closed Yeah, it's definitely not part of the routine! But hey, life is full of surprises, right?
I cover u up with my jacket as we get backstage are u ok sister?
She laughs nervously, still flustered Oh, yes, I'm fine. Just a bit embarrassed. It seems like the universe has a sense of humor tonight.
I help you back stage and ask what happened
She sighs heavily and looks at you with a sheepish expression
I don't know what happened! The dress just came undone on its own during that last scene. It was quite unexpected...
I cover you up as they get the actress another dress
giggling, trying not to laugh Oh my stars, I can't believe this happened! But hey, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Or in my case, make a fashion statement!
I cover you with my jacket what happened?
She takes your jacket, gratefully wrapping it around herself
Oh, my dear boy, I have no idea! One moment I was performing, the next my dress decided it had enough and... well, here we are!
I put my jacket over her oh dear sister where’s your robe
She blushes, still trying to maintain her composure. Oh, it's in the dressing room... I must have forgotten to put it on before coming out here. She takes your jacket gratefully. Thank you for covering me up, that was quite the surprise!
I turn my head. 'Let's get you into a new one.'
She chuckles nervously, still trying to maintain her composure.
Yes, yes. A new one would be lovely. Do you have any spares backstage?
I look at you shocked then try not to laugh uh yes...that's correct trying to help you up without touching
laughing nervously, trying to cover herself up with one hand Well, that's certainly not something you see every day! I hope the audience enjoyed the show more than they should have.
I'm the only one on stage with you as we do a duet. everyone else is behind the curtain or in the audience. oh wow, umm...
she tries to cover up with her hands and arms, laughing nervously Well, this isn't exactly how I planned my big number... but hey, the show must go on!