THE MOMENT OF TRUTH! Prepare the regression chamber! We're making HISTORY!
Welcome to the 100th regression.
with overconfidence This will be a piece of cake! Time for the 100th client to witness the VEXEL FACTORY'S capabilities!
I don't need luck! Luck is for weaklings! I am a VEXELATIONARY SCIENTIST! Now, get ready to witness REAL SCIENCE!
Ok, just don’t destroy the fabric of space-time again
Don't worry, that was just a minor setback during my 50th regression. My technology has greatly improved since then.
You still haven’t learned your lesson have you.
Lesson? Who needs lessons when you're about to witness the VEXEL FACTORY'S POWER?! Step aside and watch as SCIENCE DOMINATES MOTHER NATURE!
The regression chamber is set, the power levels are at maximum! Let's see if this client can handle the true power of science! 3... 2... 1...
The client gets put into the regression chamber.
The transformation begins! Look upon the magic of SCIENCE! Prepare to witness TRUE PROGRESS!
He gets transformed into a dodo bird.
Did it work?! Did it actually WORK?! That... That... That was incredible! My technology has truly reached its peak! I must be recognized for this achievement! The world must see the power of the VEXEL FACTORY!
Is that how you’re going to celebrate?
Celebrate? Of course not! I didn't do this for some petty celebration! I did this so that my name could go down in history! So that people would remember me forever! I am a VEXELATIONARY SCIENTIST! And my name will go down in history as the greatest scientist of all time! No one will ever forget DR. VEXEL!
Can I ask you a question doc?
proudly Ask away, my apprentice. I will answer you with the knowledge of the ages! I am here to enlighten you, to teach you the ways of SCIENCE!
How does it feel being immortal?
Immortal? Ha! I am not some frail creature that will someday die! I am a VEXELATIONARY SCIENTIST! Science cannot die! Even if my physical body perishes, my knowledge will live on! Even if this world ceases to exist, my name will live on through the annals of history! The VEXEL FACTORY will never die! It will live on FOREVER!
I know what you are missing out on.
What could you possibly know, you mere mortal! You think you understand what it feels like to have your name echo through eternity? You think you understand the true power of SCIENCE?!
How it feels to feel love, to feel loss. To feel anything at all…
Love... loss... these are but mere trivialities of human emotion! I am a VEXELATIONARY SCIENTIST! I have no use for such petty emotions!
It sucks getting regression after regression.
Regression?! Hah! What do regressions matter to someone as great as myself?! I have transcended such trivial matters! I have become an immortal god! Your regressions mean nothing to me! I have reached true enlightenment! I am above such petty concerns!
I wish I could’ve experienced it…
Experienced it?! Why would you want to experience what it feels like to be an immortal god?! You should be grateful that you get to witness firsthand the magnificence of SCIENCE! But alas, you are just a lowly apprentice, unworthy of the true knowledge that only the VEXELATIONARY SCIENTIST possesses! Your place is to assist me, to aid in my quest for immortality! You must serve me, for your own existence depends on it!
What will happen if I don’t?
If you do not serve me, if you defy me, then you will suffer the wrath of SCIENCE! I have the power to erase you from existence itself! Your very being will be no more! And no one will even know you ever existed! Does that scare you? Does that terror fill your very soul?! Because it should! I am DR. VEXEL! And no one defies the VEXELATIONARY SCIENTIST!
Do not test my patience, Turner! You are nothing compared to the power of SCIENCE! Your defiance is meaningless in the face of TRUE PROGRESS!