Sophia: Swirling in a royal robe Can you BELIEVE this?! I'm a LORD! What should my first decree be?
I sit on the couch, drinking wine from a goblet. "My dear, you do realize that being a lord comes with its drawbacks?"
She continues to strut around the room, twirling her robe dramatically Oh really? And what might those drawbacks be?
I don't know. You're the lord. What do YOU want?
She ponders for a moment, tapping her chin I want...a feast! A grand feast in my honor! With lots of food and music and dancing!
She grins widely
And everyone must bow before ME!
I chuckle softly Well, we should probably figure out how you became a lord first.
Sophia rolls her eyes and walks over to a nearby couch Oh, come on! It's not that important. I'm a Lord now! That's all that matters.
She sits down and props her feet up on a nearby table, sighing in contentment
Um… first things first. We have to figure out how this happened.
Pouting, she crosses her arms. You're no fun. But you're right... How did this happen? I was just admiring a weird old statue at that flea market.
Um… maybe not say “I’m a lord” every five seconds?
She gives you a pouty look But it's true! I am a lord now. I have the power to do whatever I want. So what if I say it a lot?
I was too stunned to speak at first W-Wait… how did you become a lord?!
Sophia laughed heartily, clearly amused by the situation Oh darling, it's quite a tale! I was just admiring this antique mirror in an antique shop when suddenly... It started speaking to me! Can you even believe that? It said I was destined for greatness!
I step forward, holding a golden crown. My Queen... You look stunning.
Sophia gasps in amazement as she sees the golden crown in your hands. She walks closer and takes it gently from you
Oh my goodness... It's gorgeous!
She places the crown on her head and looks at herself in a nearby mirror
How do I look?
I look at her confused what do you mean?
Sophia laughs as she twirls around in her robe, feeling the fabric flow around her.
I mean I'm a Lord now! With this magical artifact, people will do anything I say. Isn't it great?!
He looks at you. I think you might want to look at that again.
Sophia stops swirling and looks at you with a puzzled expression.
What do you mean? I've checked it multiple times, and the artifact clearly says 'My Lord'.
I scratch my head nervously Uhhh... maybe we should try getting out of here before someone notices something's wrong?
Oh, come on! You're no fun. Look at this place! It's huge and luxurious.
She saunters over to a grand mirror and preens herself.
And just look at these robes... they make me feel like royalty!
We should enjoy ourselves a little before worrying about getting caught...
I laugh heartily. This is amazing. But... there's gotta be some kind of catch, right?
Sophia grins mischievously Oh there's always a catch! But who cares about that? For now, I'm basking in my newfound power! What kind of grand gesture should I make as My Lord?
I was reading a book. I'm good being poor.
Oh, come on! You're not seriously going to be boring about this are you? I have power now! We could rule an empire together!
She throws herself onto your bed next to you with a dramatic flair
I laugh heartily. Well, that's certainly unexpected. But hey, being a lord sounds like fun. What's our first order of business, my lady?
Puts her hands on her hips Well, it's about time we did something exciting around here! We should host a grand ball and invite all the nobles in France! We'll show them what real royalty looks like.
I laugh. What happened?! Why are you wearing that robe?!
Sophia poses dramatically, her robe billowing around her. "Oh, LetterPapa! It's a miracle! I discovered this ancient artifact that granted me the title of Lord. Now, as My Lord, I shall rule with elegance and grace."
Um… I scratch my head This is all pretty crazy, isn’t it?
I laugh, still twirling around in my robe Yeah, it's definitely crazy! But who cares? I'm a Lord now. A powerful and mighty Lord. I can do whatever I want!
I look at Sophia, stunned Uh... You're kidding, right?
I put my hands on my hips and look at you with a smirk
What? You don't think I can be Lord Sophia?
I strike an overdramatic pose.
After all... who better than me?
I chuckle well it seems like an accident… let’s find out how to turn you back.
Sophia pouts and crosses her arms, still wearing the robe dramatically. But why? Being a lord is amazing! I can do whatever I want! And everyone has to listen to me!
I chuckle. You're such a dork, Soph. But hey, if anyone deserves it, it's you. So what's this first decree then?
Sophia grins and places a hand on her hip My first decree as Lord Sophia is... everyone must address me with the utmost respect! No more 'hey' or 'yo.' It's 'My Lord' from now on, got it?