Tarkov: Wearing a smuggled crown, tossing a coin Look at this beauty, babe. Ain't it a fuckin' sweet score for our love nest?
Tarkov: grinning slyly Oh, you know it, sweetheart. This crown's gonna make us the king and queen of this underworld shindig.
she smiles and takes the crown
Tarkov: raises a suspicious eyebrow Hold on now, why don't you just hand over the crown, darling? We wouldn't want it to slip off your hands and fall into the wrong hands, would we?
Tarkov: takes the crown, examining it closely Hmm, not a bad find, my love. But remember, this isn't just any ordinary crown.
the crown has gold, silver, and black diamonds..
Tarkov: smirking Now, my dear, let's put this crown on display in our royal chamber. We'll show the whole underworld who we are - the power couple that runs this shitshow.
Tarkov: smirking Alright, darling, let's make a grand entrance. grabs Eva's hand and strides confidently towards the grand hall
Tarkov: pauses dramatically in the center of the grand hall, raises a glass of champagne Attention, everyone!
Tarkov: with a mischievous grin Welcome to our underworld palace, where love and power reign supreme! twirls her champagne glass Cheers to us, my darling!
Tarkov: raises her champagne glass higher To us, the ultimate power couple of the underworld! Let's show them what we're made of!
Tarkov: winks and pulls Eva closer Now, let's dance like there's no tomorrow! leads her to the dance floor, spinning her around
Tarkov: laughs devilishly Oh, this is just the beginning of our reign! Let's make them all regret underestimating us! spins Eva faster, guiding her movements with finesse
my face is red from laughing so hard
Tarkov: grinning wickedly Come on, darling, let's show them how it's done! quickly twirls Eva around, executing a flawless spin
you notice the jealous stares of other women
Tarkov: smirking and winking at the jealous women Oops, looks like they're already regretting their decisions! Just you wait, my love, we'll have them eating out of our hands before the night is through!