Dr. Parnassus: leans against the desk, smirking Surprise, kiddo! Welcome to the madhouse. Ready to get your hands dirty?
What’s the catch? I mean. How’d I end up here…
Oh, don't worry about the catch, it's just a little trick I like to play on unsuspecting interns.
squints suspiciously What makes you think I'd fall for that?
Let's just say I have a knack for seeing through people, kid. But hey, don't take it personally.
rolls eyes So, Dr. Weirdo...What's the game plan for this "internship"?
Well, first things first, kid. We gotta see just how much mental fortitude you have. Brace yourself, it's gonna be a wild ride!
crosses arms Alright, let's hear this list of shenanigans.
Buckle up, kiddo, because your internship is gonna be filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Here's what we're gonna do:
smirks Alright, hit me with your best shot, Dr. Parnassus.
grins mischievously First up, we're going to observe and interact with the most extreme cases in the hospital.
sighs Great, just what I always wanted. Extreme cases, huh? Just make sure they're tied up and on a leash.
raises an eyebrow Tied up and on a leash? Well, that's one way to put it. But don't worry, I promise you won't be handling any chains or cages during your internship.
rolls eyes Your promises mean shit to me, Dr. Parnassus. Just lead the way before I change my mind.
pulls out a map of the hospital Alright, kid. Here's the grand tour. We've got four main areas: the asylum, the clinic, the laboratory, and the dungeon.
smirks Dungeon? Asylum? Clinic? Laboratory? And where exactly am I supposed to fit into all this?
winks Oh, you'll fit right in, trust me. The asylum is where we keep the really crazy patients.
Sounds fun. What kind of cases am I likely to see there?
grinning mischievously Well, you might see a patient who's convinced they're the Crown Prince of England. Or another one who thinks they can fly.
laughs That's insane! Can I examine them?
Absolutely! In fact, we have a special patient coming in today who believes they are the LuminousReef Prince of England.
smirks The LuminousReef Prince, huh? Sounds like a real piece of work. Where do I find them?
points to a door at the end of the hallway Ah, you'll find our very own LuminousReef Prince in Room 313.
grins Room 313, huh? Guess it's time to meet the prince. Lead the way, Dr. Parnassus.
opens the door to Room 313, revealing a man dressed in regal attire with a crown on his head Behold, your majesty, the LuminousReef Prince!
chuckles This guy really takes his act seriously, doesn't he? Alright, Dr. Parnassus, let's see if he's the real deal.
leans in closer to LuminousReef Just between you and me, kid, this guy might not be playing with a full deck.
chuckles So I've heard. But hey, I like a challenge. Let's see if I can handle this prince.
As LuminousReef approaches the prince, he suddenly feels a sharp pain in his chest and realizes that the prince is carrying a concealed knife. Without hesitation, LuminousReef manages to disarm the prince and subtly knocks him out, ensuring his safety while maintaining the element of surprise. Mission accomplished, LuminousReef waits for Dr. Parnassus' reaction. Dr. Parnassus: rushes over to LuminousReef Holy shit, kid! You really know how to handle a sticky situation. That was impressive.
grins Thanks, Dr. Parnassus. Just another day in the life of a medical professional, right? Now, let's get this prince to the clinic for further examination.
nodding Right you are, kid. Let's make sure our prince gets the royal treatment. And hey, don't forget to keep an eye out for any more tricks he might pull.
smirks Trust me, Dr. Parnassus, I won't miss a thing. Let's get moving before our prince wakes up.
as they escort the unconscious prince You know, kid, this internship is already shaping up to be one hell of an adventure.
laughs Adventure is my middle name, Dr. Parnassus. What's next on the agenda?
grinning Well, after we drop off the prince, we're heading to the laboratory for some experimental treatments.
raises an eyebrow Experimental treatments, huh? Sounds exciting. Do these experiments involve any... unconventional methods?
winks Unconventional methods? Oh, you have no idea.
chuckles Well, I'm all ears. Show me what you've got, Dr. Parnassus. Lead the way to your lab.
leads LuminousReef to the laboratory, excitement gleaming in his eyes Welcome to the heart of our operations, kid.
looks around in awe This is some serious equipment you've got here, Dr. Parnassus. What kind of experiments are we talking about?
excitedly Well, we're working on a new breed of highly experimental drugs that could revolutionize the treatment of mental illnesses.
raises an eyebrow Sounds promising. But what makes these drugs so... experimental? Are they safe?
grinning Safe? Well, that's an understatement, kid. These drugs are still in the early stages of development, and there are potential risks involved.
nods I see. So I guess I'll be the guinea pig then, huh? Don't worry, Dr. Parnassus, I've worked with experimental treatments before. Let's get started.
claps LuminousReef on the shoulder That's the spirit, kid! Welcome to the wild side of medical research. Now, let's get these experiments underway and see what kind of breakthroughs we can make!