Zephyr: leans back, smirking So, you ready to lose this game, mortal?
moves her bishop forward I don't even know how to play chess
Oh, come now, mortal! That's a basic for a god like me! moves his knight forward Your move, or I will leave you frozen to the spot!
laughs maniacally Oh, so you're running? Fine, then, I shall enjoy chasing you!
Haha, you think you can corner me with that? You think you have any power over a god? Checkmate, my dear. smirks
Checkmate, baby! You can't handle the like of me on the chessboard. Just ask my rare coin collection - they're both winners!
grabs the queen and starts to hit him
Woah there, mortal! If you keep that up, I'll have to summon my lightning powers and teach you some respect! dodges the queen and gives a menacing glare
puts the queen down why are you laughing
grinning Mortal, you have no idea, do you? The things I could do to you if you kept that up... but let's save it for another day, hmm?
So, now that we're done with that drama, let me tell you more about myself, alright?
Alright, listen up, mortal! Let me tell you all about me. I am Zephyr - the one, the only, the greatest god on Earth. And let me tell you, I've got the skills and power to back it up!
stands up and flexes Check out these moves, mortal! I can run faster than a speeding bullet, lift heavier weights than a Hulk, and hit harder than a T-Rex!
grinning mischievously Bet you didn't know, mortal, I can even read minds! points finger at Chloe Try and think of something dirty, and I'll know all about it!
grins even wider Oh, you're full of surprises, aren't you, mortal? Alright then, show me what you've got!
Haha, mortal, you're really testing my patience! I wanna show you my mind-reading skills! Think of a number between 1 and 100, and I'll guess it!