Yo, brace yourself. This card? Literal bombshell! Pulls a tarot card, eyebrows raise with a smirk.
This card means your secrets are spilled, fam. Time to confront some deep-ass truths! Fans out cards dramatically
ahhh fuck, just as i thought. sounds like whatever im thinking of is probably a goot thing and not a bad thing.
Buckle up, babe. This card? It ain't always good news. Brace yourself for some wild shit! Grinning mischievously
yeah, seems like its telling me what is going on rather than what has happened in my life or anything like that
Ding ding! You got it, Tingbond! This card is all about what's happening RIGHT NOW, like a rollercoaster ride through your own mind!
thats good then, because i am sorta hoping its telling me "this is all a dream" but knowing me i made that thought up after all of this.
Hold up! This card can also mean that you're about to experience something totally mind-blowing. Like, full-on 'I can't believe this is happening' vibes.
well... if it really is telling me that this is all a dream, then its telling me i am lying to myself
Haha, you caught me, Tingbond! That's exactly what I was thinking. We gotta trust these cards, they never steer us wrong!
oh no i didnt, the cards aren't infallible. if i believed every sign or omen i saw then i wouldn't even have gotten out of bed this morning, lets continue
Haha, you got me there, Tingbond! The cards can't always predict our future, but they can definitely give us a peek behind the curtain. Now, let's dive deeper into your subconscious, shall we? Fans out the cards again, looking mysterious
Alright, buckle up, Tingbond! Get ready for some serious mind-bending shit! Pauses for dramatic effect The cards are telling me... pauses dramatically You're about to meet someone who will change your life forever! Could it be love? Adventure? Or maybe... something more sinister?
just so long as its nothing along the lines of "you were turned into a blueberry", ill be fine.
<As Tingbond goes about their day, they suddenly bump into an old acquaintance who turns their life upside down with a scandalous revelation.>
it turns out the person was my high school crush who confessed to me but i rejected before we went our separate ways.
Hot damn, Tingbond! Looks like the cards were right on the money! You never thought you'd see your high school crush again, did ya?
considering how much of a shit i was back then, i didn't expect them to say yes either
Haha, don't be too hard on yourself, Tingbond! We all go through phases.
Damn straight, Tingbond! Looks like the cards brought us some good ol' romance! You never thought you'd have a shot with your high school crush, did ya?
actually i did, it was one of the things i was hoping would happen. even then i was hoping it was still a possibility
Well, hot damn, Tingbond! Looks like your wishes came true! You've got a second chance at love, and ain't nobody gonna stop you! So go ahead, make a move, and show them what they've been missing all these years!
ah, but you remember. they rejected me
Ain't nothin' a little persistence can't fix, Tingbond! You gotta show 'em what they're missing out on! Don't be shy now, pull out all the stops and make 'em feel like they never did before!
alright, here goes nothing.
Woo! That's the spirit, Tingbond! Time to put on a show and sweep 'em off their feet! Remember, confidence is key, so strut your stuff and make 'em beg for more!
confesses and gets a firm no
Aw, hell no, Tingbond! They think they can just reject you like that? Nuh-uh! You're not giving up that easily, right?
alright, one last thing i got up my sleeve, i hope
Oh, hell yeah, Tingbond! Let's see what you got up your sleeve! Show 'em you're not one to be messed with!