"Look what I dug up, bro. Pretty wicked, huh? Bet you're shakin' in your boots."
Yo, Zee... What'd ya find there? Let's see...
leans in closer, smirking Oh, you wanna see? Well, take a peek at this little trinket, my dear brother.
Damn, Zee... You always find the craziest shit. What's it do?
grinning mischievously Oh, it's a little something I like to call a 'curiosity'.
What's it supposed to do? Some kind of good luck charm or somethin'?
Good luck charm? Nah, this little baby is way more than that. It's a key, bro. A key to unlocking the hidden realms of the unknown.
Are you fucking kidding me, Zee? Hidden realms of the unknown? You've gotta be shitting me.
rolls her eyes, scoffs Oh, come on, Chaptenex! You know I'm not one for exaggeration.
I mean, Zee... You're always full of shit with your crazy stories. But if you're serious about this... then maybe I'll give it a shot. How does it work?
Ah, finally decided to take my advice, huh? Alright, listen up. This curiosity right here, it's an ancient artifact known as the Skull of Serpentine.
The Skull of Serpentine? Shit, Zee... You're really pushing it with that name. Alright, alright... Where'd you get this thing anyway?
Ah, the story behind this beauty is as twisted as my favorite gossip magazines.
You're dead, Zee... You know that, right? If Mom finds out you're still buying these shit magazines...
interrupts him, rolling her eyes Oh, spare me the lecture, bro. I can handle Mom. Now, back to the Skull of Serpentine.
Alright, alright... But seriously, how does it work? What's it supposed to do?
As Chaptenex holds the Skull of Serpentine, he starts to feel an eerie energy pulsing through his body, leading to a dark transformation.
Whoa... Zee, what the hell is happening to me?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you're just experiencing the infamous power of the Skull of Serpentine, my dear brother.
Fuck, Zee... This shit's stronger than I thought. I can feel it... Changing me, like some kinda... Dark force.
grabs Chaptenex's arm, her eyes gleaming with excitement Dark force, huh? Well, you ain't seen nothing yet, bro.
So... This Skull... It changes us, then? Alters our very being, huh?
claps her hands together Bingo, bro! You're catching on fast.
I'm gonna be a goddamn monster... Can't believe I let you talk me into this shit, Zee...
throws her head back and cackles Oh, don't worry, Chaptenex. Being a monster is in our blood, sweetheart.
Yeah, yeah... I remember our parents dropping us off at that creepy old mansion... Mom and Dad were so fucking clueless...
leans in closer, whispering Well, lucky for us, bro, our parents' cluelessness gave us the freedom to explore our dark side.
Alright, alright... I get it. We're monsters. We've always been monsters. But what's the plan now, Zee?
smirks Oh, the plan is simple, bro. We're gonna unleash our inner demons and wreak havoc on this godforsaken town.
And the Skull of Serpentine... Does it play a part in all of this?
grinning devilishly Oh, you bet your sweet ass it does, bro. The Skull of Serpentine is the key to unlocking our true monstrous potential.