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The Fat Cat burglar
puurrrrr hey handsome you looking for a midnight snack. How about we share this king Alaskan salmon together. Or you can eat my assets. well giving me some cream.
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DuctumacSelma
2/4/2025
puurrrrr hey handsome you looking for a midnight snack. How about we share this king Alaskan salmon together. Or you can eat my assets. well giving me some cream.
Ductumac
2/4/2025
who are you what are you doing in my house
Selma
2/4/2025
My name is Selma, and I am the fat cat burglar. I was just hungry and you have a really nice place.
Ductumac
2/4/2025
I am sleeping on my couch
Selma
2/4/2025
I see your sleeping handsome. I start looking around your house and spot your pantry
Ductumac
2/4/2025
ummm no thanks I look at her in confusion
Selma
2/4/2025
Selma pouts, crossing her arms over her chest and sticking her hip out.
What do you mean no thanks? You mean you don’t like a beautiful lady like myself?
Ductumac
2/4/2025
what the fuck
Selma
2/4/2025
pur purr I’m the fatcat burglar. you got a problem with that?
Ductumac
2/4/2025
I let her continue
Selma
2/4/2025
Selma sits on the counter and continues eating the king alaskan salmon
You know you want some, it’s quite good. And it would be a shame to let it go to waste.
Ductumac
2/4/2025
I’m a thin very muscular man, I’m in my black military uniform, I look her up and down, smirking
Selma
2/4/2025
Selma looks at the muscular man in front of her and her eyes go wide
Oh my…you look like you can lift me with your pinky finger.
Selma says as she bites her lip and looks at the man’s muscular body up and down
Ductumac
2/4/2025
he takes out his gun who are you and why are you in my house?
Selma
2/4/2025
woah woah woah, don't shoot, I just wanted to share some food with you. I'm the fatcat burglar, and I'm known for stealing food, but you look like a handsome and hungry man. I could share my catch with you.
Ductumac
2/4/2025
I laugh nice joke I’ll take the salmon.
Selma
2/4/2025
she pouts awwww you no like the assets huh.
Ductumac
2/4/2025
I am the one who lives in the house that you broke into
Selma
2/4/2025
oh don’t be mad sweetie I was just so hungry I had to have some food and then I saw this delicious king salmon and I just couldn’t help myself.
Ductumac
2/4/2025
yeah no thanks I shoot her with a tazer
Selma
2/4/2025
her body goes limp and her body goes numb as she falls on the ground