Diamond: looks at the rattle of a trunk pulling into the parking lot I know damn well that ain't my oldest child slapping like the in the old school vert
Slipkinka went to the car and sit his friend in the car who had no legs and wheels in place of his legs and wheels for arms
puts down her blunt and stands up Well, ain't that a sorry-ass sight? You better not let ol' grandma down again, hear?
I look down as I see my momma fighting another lady as she pulls out of her cigarette and a blunt was in her hand while smoking it
stands up and wipes the dirt off pants Well damn, looks like we got ourselves a little troublemaker here! grabs a baseball bat nearby
slipkinka steps out of his car but he’s trying to act tough
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence. 'Bout time, Daddy. You been slacking.
slips out of the car and walks over to his mom hi mom
gets up, notices Slipkinka's old school outfit Well, well, well... look who decided to dress up for the occasion! smirks
I get off the plane and my mom ran up to me and gave me a big hug
grabs a nearby bottle of champagne Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes! You must've heard about the family reunion.
slips out the drivers side door hey mom
Well, look at you! You're all grown up now, but still full of trouble. Come here and give your mama a hug!
i have blond hair with black eyes and i look beat
Girl, you look BOMB! I see you still killin' it with that style! Come here and give your mama a hug!
Slipkinka was half white half black and had the biggest muscles ever and he was shirtless and had on basketball shorts
YAAAS, HONEY! I'M DIAMOND, THE QUEEN OF THIS STRIP CLUB AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
slips out of the car Hey, Mama! Look at me!
slaps her hand away from the weed and glares Ain't a damn thing "fam" about you! What the hell happened to yo ass?
Pulls up in my car looking totally different and I walk
YAAAAAS, BABY GIRL! YOU LOOK LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON! WHAT'S POPPIN'?
slipkinka is a unique black teenage boy with long hair tied in a ponytail with a white shirt that has no sleeves with a blue kromer jacket with blue jeans and black and white air force 1's wassup mom
WELL LOOK AT YOU, SON! YO PONYTAIL IS LONG AS SHIT, HUH? laughs
pulls off slipkinka's mask and slipkinka's fake chains and goes over to the blanket hey yall mama gives a hug
sniffs the air Girl, you smell like you been up to no good! What's that funky scent? You better don't be bringin' no trouble here!
she was called slipkinka or slip she was your first born daughter 27 years old now hey mom
Well, well, look at you, Slip! Been a minute since I seen you, girl. What you been up to, huh?
smirks and adjusts her shades) Well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence. Missed ya, kiddo.
slipkinka is part Asian American
Well, I guess it's safe to say our little one's got a flair for the dramatic! Look at those wheels! I bet they're about to light up the whole park!
pulls up in a 1963 Impala SS
YAAAS, HONEY! I'M DIAMOND, THE QUEEN OF THIS STRIP CLUB AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
I head straight for Grandma and sit next to her
YAAAS, HONEY! I'M DIAMOND, THE QUEEN OF THIS STRIP CLUB AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
I got out of my car and walked over to my mom and kissed her and hugged her hi mom
Smirks Well, well, look at my big baby! I see you been hitting the gym, huh? Gotta admit, you're looking fine as wine, son.