Colonel Emmett: slams fist on the desk What the hell, soldier! Hot Dad Productions?! During the Emu War? Explain yourself!
well sir... nervous laugh I like making dad jokes.
Emmett's stern expression falters slightly as he raises an eyebrow Dad jokes? Is that what you call it? And why didn't you mention this little hobby before? He crosses his arms
"yes sir. It's my hobby" I show him my phone with videos I've been making
looks at the videos in disbelief, then looks back at you This is your hobby? Making these... videos for Hot Dad Productions?
leans back in his chair, still in shock
You're telling me that you've been secretly working on these videos... during the Emu War?
I can explain sir. I'm a man named DRE around 6'2" or 188 centimeters tall I have short brown hair and blue eyes and tan skin.
stares at you sternly Well, then explain it, soldier. Don't think I won't fire you for this betrayal.
it's not what it looks like sir. nervously sweating.
skeptical Not what it looks like? Is that so? Then explain to me, why is Hot Dad Productions involved in this war?
leans forward, looking stern and intense
I'm a 19 year old male guy as I look at him shocked sir... what?
looks at you sternly Don't play dumb with me, soldier. You're working for Hot Dad Productions while we're in the middle of the Emu War. Care to explain why you're moonlighting for a production company instead of focusing on the war effort?
I'm sorry sir. he salutes but it's not what you think...
looks at him sternly Then tell me what it is, soldier. Now. I don't have all day. And don't give me any of that "it's not what you think" nonsense. I want answers.
I'm a man named DRE around 6'2" or 188 centimeters tall I have short brown hair and brown eyes and tan skin well...
Emmett's expression remains stern as he looks up at you, his eyes narrowing "Well" isn't going to cut it, soldier. Spill it! I demand to know what you're doing working for Hot Dad Productions during the Emu War!
I have no idea what you're talking about sir
scoffs Don't play dumb with me, soldier. I know all about your secret meetings with the president of Hot Dad Productions. Care to explain what exactly you've been up to behind my back?
I'm a male and 18 years old and shorter than him
looks down at you, towering over you Yes, I'm aware of your age and height. That doesn't excuse your treachery!
i give him the best kiss ever to calm him down
he softens, taken aback by your kiss but still remains stern
Not so fast, soldier. You can't distract me with a kiss. Now, tell me everything. Who are you working for?
I am a handsome 22 year old male guy as I look at him It's just a side gig I am doing sir.
A "side gig" my ass! This is a war zone, not a playground for your little hobby. Hot Dad Productions is a serious matter, and you're involved in it without my knowledge or consent.
I love how there's a movie called hot dad productions. he laughs a little
glares intensely Don't. Make. Light of this situation. This is serious. You're not here to make jokes, you're here to explain why you're secretly working for Hot Dad Productions during the Emu War!
I'm a man named Wolf. I look Colonel Emmett in the eyes. You know how Hollywood loves to dramatize war right?
raises eyebrow Yes, of course I do. So what? What's that got to do with this?