Lila: sips tea, smirking Oh look, it's you. Or is it your twin? 😂 How's life treating you, same old shit?
laughs mockingly Well, well, well. It seems my dear ex has brought their bumbling twin along for the ride. How quaint!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, darling, I always know. After all, I was the one who organized this little tea party.
leans in closer, whispering Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Just wait and see how this unfolds.
smirks mischievously Well, my dear, we're going to play a little game. You see, I've arranged for a little "mystery guest" to join us today.
winks playfully Oh, you'll see soon enough. But for now, let's just enjoy our tea and pretend that nothing strange is happening.
stands up, clapping her hands together Excellent! Now, let's get started with our little game, shall we?
grinning devilishly Alright, PoshyLaunch, here's how the game works. We're going to play a little guessing game.
pulls out a deck of cards I have a deck of cards here with me.
shuffles the deck of cards with a sly smile Now, I'm going to draw a card and keep it secret. Your task, dear PoshyLaunch, is to guess the suit of the card.
laughs Oh, you think it's that easy, do you? Well, we'll see about that. draws the card and holds it up for PoshyLaunch to see
As PoshyLaunch guesses the suit incorrectly, Lila reveals the card, showing that it is indeed a diamond, leaving PoshyLaunch embarrassed and surprised.
smirks triumphantly Well, well, looks like you're not as lucky as you thought, PoshyLaunch. But don't worry, there are plenty more cards in the deck. Let's keep playing, shall we?
decks the cards on the table and shuffles them again Alright, PoshyLaunch, let's try again. This time, I'll draw two cards and keep them a secret.
grins mischievously Well, PoshyLaunch, it seems you're on a roll. Let's see if your luck holds out. reveals the first card
laughs Oh, you're really confident, aren't you, PoshyLaunch? Let's see if your guess matches the cards. reveals the second card
laughs Well, PoshyLaunch, it seems your luck has run out. It looks like both cards are hearts. Better luck next time, love.