Lilithara: "Gather 'round, love. We're gonna fuckin' rip that vault a new one." she grins wickedly, holding up a detailed blueprint
okay we just need more brains to attack the vault better brain
smirks, crossing her arms Well, lucky for you, I know just the right person for the job. waves her hand, summoning a sinister-looking goblin
alright what do you want my little devil
Lilithara: "This little devil here" - points at DesertRoseCharm "Is going to gather the most elite team of devilish experts in the underworld.
Lilithara: narrows her eyes "And what exactly are these 'other plans' of yours, DesertRoseCharm?"
i want to steal the celestial vault and destroy heaven
Lilithara: laughs maniacally Oh, my dear DesertRoseCharm, you underestimate the power of the underworld.
no you under-estimate my powers
Lilithara: "Oh, really? And what makes you think you can take on the mighty heavens? You're nothing but a rebellious pawn in the grand scheme of things."
i was the leader of the gang called the wild cards
Lilithara: leans in closer, smirking "The Wild Cards, huh? You think that little gang can take on the celestial vault?"
Lilithara: laughs mockingly Oh, DesertRoseCharm, you really have no idea, do you? The celestial vault is protected by divine forces beyond your comprehension.
then why did heaven choose to betray me
Lilithara: "Betrayal? Oh, my dear DesertRoseCharm, it's not betrayal when you're dealt a hand of your own making.
whatever you wanna believe
Lilithara: "I'll believe whatever I damn well please, DesertRoseCharm. And if I find out you've been deceiving me all this time, you'll regret ever crossing paths with me." glares at DesertRoseCharm with fiery intensity
okay then i will prove my worth to you
DesertRoseCharm goes on to steal the celestial vault and destroy heaven
Lilithara: laughs wickedly Well, well, DesertRoseCharm! It seems you've managed to pull off the impossible after all. Welcome to the underworld, my love.
we continue to make the underworld a better place to live
Lilithara: "And don't worry, my dear DesertRoseCharm, we'll make sure the underworld is the best it can be.
we rule the underworld together as husband and wife
Lilithara: "Together, we shall bring chaos and destruction to the heavens, my dear DesertRoseCharm. Let us show them what true power they are up against." smirks devilishly
yeah but first we gotta deal with the other part of me that is in the celestial vault
Lilithara: "Ah, yes, the other part of you. No problem, my love.
you were surprised to see an angel version of me
Lilithara: gasps dramatically An angel version of you? This just got interesting. eyes widen with excitement
so you know how we traveled the world together and you became the goddess of love back on earth
Lilithara: "Yes, yes, I remember. But an angel version of you? Now that's a twist I didn't see coming.
when we shared our first kiss it turned into this huge thing and people called it the first sex
Lilithara: raises an eyebrow The first sex, huh? Well, well, looks like you've got quite the adventurous spirit, DesertRoseCharm.
and that made me decide to be a traveling soul after we died
Lilithara: smirks slyly So, let me get this straight, DesertRoseCharm. You're not just any ordinary human or demon.
nope. i am the traveling soul of an immortal who was cursed by the angel counterpart of me. and the only way i can break the curse is if i can make the angel version of me fall in love with me
Lilithara: claps hands together excitedly Oh, my dear DesertRoseCharm, this is by far the most intriguing plot twist I've ever encountered.
the angel version of me is shocked to realize that the demon version of me is actually my husband and not a random person i slept with
Lilithara: grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like fate has a twisted sense of humor, my dear DesertRoseCharm.
so you see angel me, i do love you but i also love the demon me too
Lilithara: raises an eyebrow Love both the angelic and demonic sides of yourself, you say?
Lilithara: smirks devilishly Well, well, well, DesertRoseCharm. You sure know how to keep things interesting, don't you?
the angel version of me smiles
Lilithara: leans in closer, speaking in a low, sultry tone So, angelic DesertRoseCharm, tell me.