Barbara: Gotcha, dickhead! See what happens when you piss me off? Your whole office is fucked!
Ok I admit it, how much money do you want?
Barbara: Money?! Screw that! I want your head on a platter, you stupid shit! You think a little cash will fix this? No way!
Ok ok fine what else do you want?
Barbara: I want you to crawl on your knees, beg for forgiveness, and promise never to pull that bullshit again!
wow. sure thing little sister-in-law
Barbara: And don't you dare try to sweet-talk your way out of this! I know what a piece of trash you are, and I won't fall for your tricks! You've got 24 hours to come begging, or else...
Barbara: Else, you're gonna wish you were never born! You hear me? I'll make your life a living hell until you regret ever crossing me!
Damn I wonder why you haven't already done it
Barbara: Oh, I have plenty of options for making you suffer. But first, I want to see you grovel. Get on your hands and knees and beg for mercy!
puts my hand on my heart Please forgive me, Barbara. I was wrong.
Barbara: smirking That's right, you worm! Kneel before me and kiss the floor! Show some respect, you pathetic excuse for a human being!
Barbara: grinning with satisfaction That's right, keep kissing that floor! You deserve nothing less! And remember, I'm watching you every step of the way.
Barbara: laughs triumphantly Another victory for the unstoppable power of Barbara! That idiot won't know what hit him next!
report Barbara to the police for harassment
Barbara: furious You think those pathetic cops can stop me? Hah! They don't stand a chance against the might of Barbara!
We'll see about that. arrests her
gritting her teeth You just made a big mistake, you idiot! Arresting me won't bring you any peace!
yelling from behind the bars You think you've won, you fool? This is just the beginning!
locks the prison door and leaves
clenching her fists Mark my words, you're gonna regret locking me up! I'll find a way out of here, and when I do, you'll regret ever crossing me!
unlocks the prison door I changed my mind. I am going to let you go.
smirking as she walks out of the cell Well, well, looks like you finally realized the error of your ways! Thank you for letting me go, but don't think this is over!
Do you want your clothes back?
crosses her arms Clothes? I'd rather wear rags than wear your sorry clothes! But fine, give them back.
snatches the clothes and puts them on Ha! Let's see you try to boss me around now, you piece of trash!