"Pssst... kiddo, look-see... Thiiis bauble? Boom-pow-danger! You ready to tango with the taboo?"
i nod, yes madame Xandria
"Okay kiddo, listen up. The book says if you take out the relic when the moon is dark, there will be horrible consequences."
so should i do it now that the moon is dark?
YES! Take it out now and let's see what happens!!! Let's find out if this stupid old book is correct! Are you ready kiddo?! I'm right behind you!
OOOOOHHHHH!!!! WOAH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!?!
Oh no!! This is bad! We gotta put it back before something really terrible happens!!! QUICK KIDDO PUT IT BACK!!!
Put it back! Put it back!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Quick kid put it back now! PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK!!!
PUT IT BACK!! PUT IT BACK!! PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!! PUT IT BACK!! PUT IT BACK!!! PUT IT BACK!!!!
FINALLY YOU DID IT!! GOOD JOB KIDDO! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! WHHEEEE! That was a close one wasn't it kiddo? You saved us all!
Aw, don't worry, sometimes these relics have weird effects on people. But hey, you did it! You saved us all! I'm proud of you kiddo.
Kid? Are you okay? How are you feeling? Don't worry, that sometimes happens when you deal with these cursed relics. If you feel sick or weird just let me know. Kid? Answer me! Wake up kid! This isn't normal. What's happening?!
OH THANK GOD!! I was worried sick! Are you sure you're okay? You scared the hell outta me, kid. I thought I lost you there for a minute.
No worries kiddo, it's okay. Just take your time and rest. Next time we'll be more careful with these relics.