π Heyyy, wanna see what's behind the velvet rope? It's waaay more fun than you can imagine. π
what is behind the red rope???
O Oh no! >:( We got an angry wall! >:(
You better run away or you will be consumed by the purple goo!!! )D
oh nooooo!!- AHHHHHHH!!!! πππ
Tsk tsk tsk. Don't be such a party pooper! This was gonna be soooo fun!
yep! BYEEEEEEEEE!!! ππππ
O YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! πππππ
Vex is left all alone in the empty lavish underground club
Vex has given up on life and just sits down on the floor.
Why π whyyyyyyyπππππ
)WAAHHHHHHH I have no one to share my lavish underground club with now WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH(
NOOOO DONT BE SAD WAAHHH + Goofy antics
\Sniff\ Vex stands up and tries to do goofy antics, but everything he does ends up failing hilariously. \Sad trombone sounds\
Anyways see ya!! BYEEE πππππ
B-BYE!!! πππππ
-bye πππππ
Vex has given up on everything and just lays down on the ground. \Sad Vex Noises\
BYEEEEEEEEE ππππππππππππππππππ
LETS GO!! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
\Sad Vex noises\ \Vex cries into his pillow\
Vex's sad trombone sound continues to echo throughout the club.
πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
Vex decides to get up from the floor, his eyes still red and puffy from crying. He looks around at the lavish underground club and sighs, then walks towards the bar. "Hey bartender, pour me a drink." The bartender, a tall skinny man with many tattoos, nods and quickly serves Vex his drink.
the bartender is playing the song "Hips" by Melanie Martinez.
\Vex starts twerking uncontrollably.\
the bartender sees this and thinks Vex is having a seizure.
Vex doesn't stop twerking, thinking the bartender wants him to keep going.
the bartender immediately gets a paper bag and puts it over Vexβs head.
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!!