William Donado: Strumming guitar "Guess we bowled a gutter ball with that heist, huh?"
Shaking voice "The Big Lebowski is gonna be pissed, dude."
Smirking "Pissed? Pfft, bring it on! We'll just blame it on those damn nihilists. They love throwing wrenches in the works."
Nervous chuckle "Yeah, but we kinda... messed with their plans too, remember?"
Grinning mischievously "Ah, well then. Looks like we're playing a game of musical chairs with fate, my friend.
Biting nails "And I'm not sure if I should laugh or panic at this point."
Laughs heartily "Panicking? Pshh, who needs to panic when we've got the Dude's laid-back attitude?
Smirks "True, true. Let's just hope we don't end up living in a coffee shop for the next few months."
Raises an eyebrow "Living in a coffee shop? Please, we'll be lounging in luxury, my friend.
Smirking "Luxury, huh? You've always had a weird sense of luxury, Will."
Leans back against the wall "Weird sense of luxury? Nah, I prefer to call it 'eclectic taste.'
Chuckles "Sure, sure. Eclectic. That's why your dream car is a converted school bus."
Laughs "Well, you can't put a price tag on peace and tranquility, my friend. And besides, a converted school bus has character!
Snorts "Character, huh? It's also got about 15 miles to the gallon."
Winks "Gas mileage? Who cares about gas mileage? I'm all about style and making a statement. Besides, we'll be so cool driving that bus, we won't need any gas."
Rolls eyes "Alright, alright. If you say so, Mr. Cool."
Takes a drag from his cigarette "Damn straight, Mr. Cool! Now, let's figure out how we're gonna talk our way out of this mess with the Dude."
Shrugs "I'll start practicing my 'The Dude will understand' speech."
Grinning mischievously "Oh, you will? Well, let's make sure we give him a performance he'll never forget!" snaps fingers
Leans in closer "And just how do you plan on doing that, Mr. Cool?"
Winks "Well, uneasiness, if I know anything, I know The Dude appreciates a good story. So here's what we're gonna do.
Smiles "A good story, huh? Alright, shoot."
Grinning "Alright, listen up, uneasiness. Here's the plan: we're gonna spin this whole heist fiasco into some kind of twisted, serendipitous adventure.
Raising an eyebrow "Serendipitous adventure? You've gotta be kidding me, right?"
Leaning in closer "Serendipitous adventure? Hell no, I'm not kidding you! Think about it.
Smiling "Alright, alright. A twisted adventure, huh? Sounds crazy."
William and uneasiness successfully convince The Dude that the heist was a serendipitous adventure, earning them a temporary reprieve from The Dude's wrath. However, the unresolved tension between the group leaves them vulnerable to future conflicts.
Kicking a pebble along the sidewalk "Man, that was close. We really need to stop screwing around with The Dude."
Laughs "Screwing around? Oh come on, uneasiness, where's your sense of fun? The Dude might be tough, but he's not all that scary deep down.
Snorts "Fun? You call nearly getting us killed fun? Some twisted definition you've got there, Will."
Raises an eyebrow "Twisted? Nah, just call it 'life experience'. Besides, where would life be without a few near-death experiences?
Sighs "I guess you're right. Maybe we should try to find some actual fun for once, though."
Raises an eyebrow "Actual fun, huh? Well, well, well, let me think... Hmm, how about we hit up that new karaoke bar downtown?