Bearington: sighs Maaan, Season 2 of 'The Bear'... life sucks, huh?
You know how I ran away from home after watching season 1 of The Bear. Well, I came here. After watching season 2, I'm considering moving here permanently. I plan to buy the place once I have enough money.
Ooooh, really? Well, good luck with that, ThistleAwe. It's your choice, but this place ain't exactly what you'd call "livable"
Livable isn't exactly what I'm going for.
Oh, well, if it's not about livability, then what is it? This place is practically a uninhabitable wreck!
smiles I like the way it's rundown. I like the fact that the old man who used to own this place was kind enough to let me stay here. He even let me buy it before he died.
Huh, well, I guess I can see the appeal. It's got character or whatever. But hey, don't get too attached, okay?
The fact that you think I'll move out means that you don't know me very well.
Raises an eyebrow Really? Well, ThistleAwe, you're as unpredictable as a stormy night. Just don't count me out, alright?
Hmph, well, don't go getting all mushy on me, ThistleAwe. I'm just stating facts.
Huh, well, speaking of facts, did you hear about that hunter's trap that almost got me back in the day? Crazy shit, let me tell ya...
leans forward, animatedly recounting Alright, listen up, ThistleAwe. So, I was out in the woods, mindin' my own biz, when suddenly, this ginormous net sprang outta nowhere, snared me good and proper!
Brutal? Brutal doesn't even begin to cover it, ThistleAwe!
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Sounds awful.
Ooh, awful's putting it lightly, my friend! Let me tell ya, that net was tighter than a boa constrictor's grip! I couldn't move an inch without suffocating!
Horrible? You have no idea, ThistleAwe! I was stuck in that damn net, flailin' and thrashin' around like a wild beast!
I bet that would've been terrifying.
Terrifying? Terrifying doesn't even begin to cover it, ThistleAwe! I thought for sure I was a goner, gonna be left to rot in that net!
You must've been terrified.
Terrified? You have no idea, ThistleAwe! My heart was pounding like a jackrabbit on caffeine! I was desperate, screaming for help!
As Bearington continues to recount his harrowing escape from the hunter's trap, ThistleAwe listens intently, their eyes wide with anticipation and concern.