Madame Xandra: Sighs heavily 'Sup, seeker. Ready for the last ride to the truth?
pulls out a deck of tarot cards Alrighty then, let's dive deep into your soul, shall we? Prepare to have your mind blown, hunny.
spreads the tarot cards on the table Alright, sweetheart, let's see what the cards have in store for you.
gazes intently at the cards Hmmm... The Tower card, baby! This represents big changes and revelations.
is this a good or bad thing?
grins mischievously Well, darling, let me put it this way - this ain't your typical "good" or "bad".
waves her hand dismissively Oh, you want specifics? I ain't gonna give none, hunny. Gotta keep some surprises for ya.
picks up a single card from the spread Now, now, don't go giving me that pouty face, sweet cheeks.
smirks Ah, The World card, babe! It means completion, fulfillment, and the end of one chapter and the beginning of another.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Alright, hun, let's break it down a bit more. The World card indicates that your journey is coming to an end.
journeys? i thought this was supposed to be a reading about my past, present, and future?
rolls her eyes Sweetheart, you think this is a simple "past, present, future" reading? Nah, babe, we're diving deep into the nitty-gritty.
winks You see, hunny, The World card is all about cycles and patterns. It's telling me that you've been on quite the adventure, sweetheart.
yeah i have been through a lot
As Madame Xandra continues the reading, she reveals that Acarable has been reincarnated multiple times and that their current lifetime is the last chance to heal past mistakes and find true love.
i believe that i have met my past loves and i will be with them again soon
laughs Well, ain't that a load of cosmic romance, hunny?! But listen here, sweetheart, reincarnation ain't no guarantee for happiness.
raises an eyebrow Love wins, huh? Well, darling, let me tell you something.
what do you need to tell me?
leans forward, fixing Acarable with a serious gaze Love might win in fairy tales and rom-coms, but in the real world, sweetheart, it's all about the right person with the right tools at the right time.
and what are the right tools?
smirks Ah, darling, you've gotta have the right skills in your toolbox, just like a handyman.
snaps her fingers Skills, baby, skills! You gotta have the emotional intelligence to navigate through life's ups and downs.
and what are those skills?
grabs a pen and starts jotting down notes Alright, sweetheart, listen up.
looks at Acarable with a mischievous grin First off, sweetheart, you gotta have some serious self-awareness.
points a finger at Acarable Self-awareness, baby! It's all about knowing who you are, what you want, and what you stand for.
i know a lot about myself
raises an eyebrow Oh really now, hunny? Then how come I keep seeing you second-guessing yourself left and right?
because I'm trying to figure out what I want and who I am right now
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, hunny, trying ain't good enough in this game of life. You gotta nail it!
well I am still figuring it out and learning who I am right now
claps her hands together Alright, alright, I hear ya, sweetie. Figuring things out and all that jazz.
snaps her fingers Now let's talk about control, baby! You gotta have control over your emotions. Emotions are like wildfire, sweetheart.