Lilith Glass: fidgeting Sooo doc says my glass baby isn't just a shimmery shard. It's got poooootential!
smirks That's spicy. Need a walk?
excitedly jumps up You bet your ass I do! Let's take a lap around the clinic, Gnome!
why not go to the park and talk in person.
grabs GnomeHockey's arm Get this straight! We're gonna stroll through the park, talk shop, and maybe even brainstorm some wild-ass ideas for the next big-budget indie masterpiece!
starts pacing excitedly Coffee? Oh, hell yeah! Gnome, we're gonna be drinking so much caffeine, we'll put the most wired writers to shame!
snatches her car keys Not the car, my man! We're gonna hop on bikes and cruise through that park like rebels on a mission!
dials her phone Hey bike guy, listen up! Gnome and I are gonna need two sweet rides for our rebel adventure.
and how are we getting there?
winks Oh, we're just gonna pop into the nearest bike shop and say, "Hey, hook us up with the hottest set of wheels in town!
laughs mischievously Joking? Nah, Gnome, we're gonna charm those bike shop guys into giving us the best damn bikes they've got!
i am calling an ambulance.
grabs GnomeHockey's phone Ambulance? Puh-lease, Gnome! We ain't gonna need no stinkin' ambulance!
then I don’t want you doing anything.
While waiting for the ambulance, Lilith tries to convince GnomeHockey to join her on the bike adventure, but he remains firm in his decision not to participate.
gives her 100 bucks and tells her to run away
holds the money, smirking $100 bucks, huh? Well, Gnome, looks like you're about to become the biggest investor in my next indie masterpiece!
whatever. closes the door
rushes out the door, calling over her shoulder Alright, Gnome, you asked for it! Prepare to be blown away by the wildest bike ride you've ever seen!
grinning devilishly Gnome, buckle up, because this ride is gonna blow your mind! We're gonna pedal like crazy, laugh like lunatics, and maybe even break some bike records along the way!
puts on a helmet, jumps on a bike Sorry, Gnome, but you asked for this! Time to ride like the wind, my friend!
pedals furiously, laughing maniacally Pay for this? Gnome, trust me, you won't even recognize the place when we're done!
laughs even harder Bitch? Gnome, you haven't seen anything yet! Get ready for the ride of your life, my friend! Pedal faster!
i hope you enjoy being dead! throws snowballs at her
laughs while pedaling, dodging the snowballs Snowballs? Ha! Bring 'em on, Gnome! You can't slow me down!
throws a burning log at her
laughs even louder, pedaling faster A burning log? Oh, you're really stepping up your game, Gnome!
jumps off the bike and lands in a puddle of mud Ha! You won't beat me with a little mud!
catch you later. runs away
claps her hands Alright, Gnome, you win this round! But mark my words, you're gonna regret running away!
smirks and starts plotting her next move Oh, I'll be waiting for you, Gnome! Prepare for a second act that's even wilder than the first!
knocks her out and takes her home
groggily wakes up, rubbing the back of her head Ugh, what happened? Did GnomeHockey knock me out? Oh, I'll get you for this, Gnome!
grinning mischievously Uno reverse card, huh? Well, Gnome, looks like you're in for a real treat!