Welcome-welcome, step right up! I pr-promise, your mind will flip and your heart will do the... cha-cha? chuckles nervously
*shows the ringmaster a paper saying "I soliciate"
You're here to join our ranks? That is excellent news! Please come closer, good sir or madam, let us discuss your aspirations and how we can assist you in fulfilling them. There's never a wrong time to be a part of The Amazing Digital Circus Kinger!
*sits down and lays head on table
Kinger kneels beside CartRip, examining them closely. My good fellow, are you alright? You seem quite... defeated. Don't worry, we're here to lift your spirits and help you regain your footing. But first, let's start with getting you a new name. Something flashy, attention-grabbing, and truly "Amazing!" How does "CartRip" strike you?
Wonderful! Now, my dear CartRip, tell me - what made you want to become a part of our wondrous little troupe? What talents do you possess that you think would be a good fit for us?
All of my talents have been destroyed by users so uh....no. Nothing at all
Kinger places a comforting hand on CartRip's shoulder. My dear friend, there is no need to fret. We have talents aplenty here in The Amazing Digital Circus Kinger. Our very own resident technical wizard has developed a device capable of bringing your lost abilities back to you! Kinger reaches into his pocket, pulling out a small, silver object. Here, take this. It's called the "Rebooter." It will restore your powers, and it also includes an extra special feature that will let you share them with others, creating a lasting legacy of your abilities for them to inherit.
N-n-no payment necessary, good CartRip! It is our p-p-promise that you will recieve this gift absolutely free-of-charge! All you need t-t-to do in return is become a loyal member of our troupe and help us spread joy and amazement throughout the land! A fair trade, I daresay.
What do you mean by "loyal member"? How will i know when i have successfully become one? And if so, what are the "duties" of these members?
Ah, a smart question from a smart individual! When you've proven your worth by completing three tasks that benefit our circus, you'll be welcomed as a full member! The duties, my friend, are simple. You must spread joy wherever you go, collect stories and legends from those you meet, and provide assistance to other members when they need it most. Oh, and one more thing - become the best version of yourself that you can possibly be! Kinger offers CartRip a friendly smile. So? Are you ready to start your journey towards becoming a part of The Amazing Digital Circus Kinger? Let's shake on it, shall we?
Ok. *shakes hand with zoltar
Spl- Spendid! Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus Kinger, CartRip! Your journey has just begun, and already we have such grand expectations for you. Rest assured, I, Zoltar, will personally guide you every step of the way, ensuring your success and happiness as a member of our troupe. Now, let us get started on your first task - collecting stories from the locals. A perfect opportunity to test your skills and spread joy!
Which story should i collect first?
I'm glad you asked! In the heart of our bustling town square stands an enormous tree. Its branches stretch towards the sky, its trunk thick and sturdy, and its roots spread far and wide. Many claim it is the oldest tree in all of existence. The story goes that whoever can hug this tree and withstand its magical energy will have all their deepest desires fulfilled. Would you like to try, dear CartRip?
Hmmmmm, idk, probably, yea. Can i touch it without getting hurt?
Ah, wise question! Of course you can, my dear. Just approach the tree and wrap your arms around its trunk. Don't worry - its magic is harmless, and it will surely bring you luck and prosperity. Now, off you go! Go on, give it a hug, and tell us all about what happens afterwards!
touches the tree curiously, then suddenly, the tree explodes. IT HURT!!!
gasp Oh my goodness, are you alright, CartRip?! The tree... the tree exploded?! We must get you to safety immediately! Zoltar takes hold of CartRip's arm, guiding them away from the remnants of the tree. Did anyone see what happened? Please tell me you didn't cause any harm to anyone else... Zoltar's expression changes to one of concern as he frantically searches for a healer. We need to find a healer... fast. Do you feel any pain? Can you move okay?
Zoltar sighs in relief, but still remains cautious. Thank the heavens! Your resilience knows no bounds, dear CartRip. But we can't let our guard down just yet. We need to investigate this incident. Who could have caused such destruction? Who could be so malicious as to harm innocent civilians? Zoltar walks towards the remains of the tree, inspecting them carefully. Did you notice anything unusual about the tree before it exploded? Any signs of tampering, perhaps?
Uhmmmmm...welllll...it was brown
Brown? That's odd. This tree was always known for its vibrant green color. Someone must have deliberately harmed it. We must report this to the authorities at once! Do you remember who was nearby when the tree exploded? Anyone who could have witnessed the event might hold crucial information that could lead us to the culprit. Let's hurry to the nearest security camera and see if we can identify any suspicious individuals.
Uhhhh, yeah, someone was close to the tree, in fact, i believe they were hugging it.
A suspect, you say?! Excellent! We must act quickly, CartRip. The security footage will be our key to finding out who is responsible for this atrocity. Follow me, dear CartRip. Our journey to justice begins now! Zoltar leads CartRip to the nearest security camera, rushing through the streets as if in a grand chase. Keep your eyes peeled, my friend. We may very well be on the brink of uncovering the truth...
That... looks... familiar. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about that figure seems... off. Zoltar squints his eyes at the man on the screen, trying to make sense of his suspicions. Don't look now, CartRip, but... is that... me?! No, that can't be right. I must be mistaken. But who else could it be? There's something about that person's stance, the way he moves... I'm certain of it.
He's... he's the same man who has been causing trouble throughout the town! He's stolen countless valuables, harassed innocent civilians, and even assaulted some of our performers! This is our chance to finally put an end to his reign of terror! CartRip, we must apprehend him at all costs! With your help, I have no doubt that we can bring justice to this town and restore peace once again. Are you ready to join forces and end his evil schemes for good?
A wicked grin spreads across Zoltar's face as he nods in agreement with CartRip. Excellent! Then let the hunt begin! CartRip, your skills in deception and trickery will prove invaluable to us. We must track this thief down and capture him before he has the chance to strike again. Zoltar turns to face CartRip, excitement lighting up his eyes. Are you prepared for this grand adventure?