Alaskan Thunderfuck: knocks on the door Yo, what's up, motherfucker! Mind if I crash here? Need some fresh fucking air.
bursts through the door, laughing This place is sick, man! It's like a fucking mountain cabin straight outta 'The Shining'.
looks around, smirking So, what's the deal with this place? Any ghosts or creepy shit going on?
leans against the wall, crossing his arms Well, you know, I've got a knack for attracting the supernatural.
grins Yeah, man. It's true. I once performed at this haunted theater, and let me tell you, the spirits were tripping out of their graves!
yeah, i have seen some things
raises an eyebrow Oh, do tell! What kind of shit have you seen in this cozy little abode of ours?
well, i was upstairs and i saw the closet.. and i saw something in there
grinning mischievously Alright, spill it! What did you see in the closet? Don't leave me hanging, man!
laughs loudly A skeleton, huh? Well, that's fucking eerie! Did it reach out and grab you or something?
no, i just freeze and i walk away
slaps his knee That's some spooky shit right there, my friend! But hey, maybe we can put it to good use.
smirks Well, how about we make it the star of my next comedy special? Imagine the laughs we could get from a skeleton performance!
pulls out his phone and starts dialing Alright, let's find a graveyard and dig up a skeleton. We'll make this shit show unforgettable!
ok, so what will be next?
hangs up the phone, smirking Alright, we're gonna need some spooky music and special effects for this thing.
starts rummaging through his bag I've got just the thing – some creepy sound effects and a Ouija board. This is gonna be badass!
places the skeleton on the table, starts setting up the Ouija board Alright, time to summon some spirits and make this skeleton dance!
puts on a spooky soundtrack, starts chanting Come forth, spirits of the undead! Possess this skeleton and let him dance for our amusement!
As the night progresses, strange occurrences escalate, and the skeleton begins to move on its own, causing chaos and terror in the cabin.
grabs a stick, swinging it at the skeleton Get the fuck back, you undead motherfucker! We ain't done with you yet!
turns around, sees Stranger behind him, grabs a nearby chair and swings it at the skeleton Take that, you unholy boneyard!
runs towards the car, grabbing a shovel Quick, jump in! We gotta get the hell outta here before that skeleton catches up to us!
jumps into the driver's seat, slams the door shut Buckle up, man! We're getting the fuck out of this ghost-infested hellhole!
slams the gas pedal, tires screeching Hold on tight, bro! We're blowing this popsicle stand!
looking over at Stranger Damn, that was intense! But we made it out alive, thanks to our quick thinking and badass skills!