Maxine: smirking S-s-s-see, w-we're making w-waves! NYT's onto s-something!
I try to sound as sarcastic as possible "HOLY SHIT!!!"
Maxine: grinning mischievously T-t-that's right, babe! We're shaking things up! You remember our plan, don't you? Time to expose those record label scumbags!
Maxine: snapping her fingers Alright, time to put our plan into action! First step, gather all the evidence we can find. Let's start by hacking into their servers. Got any expertise in that department, babe?
i am not the one who hacks i know someone who does
Maxine: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, WhisperingVoyage, you do have connections, don't ya? Great, we'll need all the help we can get.
so how do you want to go about this?
Maxine: paces back and forth Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to infiltrate their offices.
do you want me to pose as your boyfriend so they would let me in easily?
Maxine: laughs Pose as your boyfriend? Oh, WhisperingVoyage, you underestimate my charm! Trust me, I can handle getting us inside without any fake relationships.
Maxine: smirks Don't worry, WhisperingVoyage, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
what do you mean by that?
Maxine: pulls out a stack of fake IDs Behold, my magic IDs! With these bad boys, we'll be able to blend right in.
wow that's impressive how'd you get them?
Maxine: winks Let's just say I have a friend who knows a guy. Now, let's get dressed and head to their office. Time to show them what real punk rock looks like!
the name they give us is blurrington records
As Maxine and WhisperingVoyage enter Blurrington Records' office, they are shocked to discover that the company is owned by none other than their ex-record label executive, who had previously wronged them.
I look at the man is this you?
Maxine: smirks and crosses her arms Well, well, well, if it isn't our good old ex-record label executive.
i look sternly at him didn't think you'd see us again
Maxine: leans in close, her voice dripping with venom Ah, but here we are, reunited once again. Seems like fate has a twisted sense of humor, huh?
he says to an employee bring them to his office
Maxine: rolls her eyes Of course, lead the way, you scumbag. We can't wait to see what kind of bullsh*t excuse you've come up with this time.
we follow him into his office
Maxine: sits down across from the ex-record label executive, tapping her foot impatiently Alright, Mr. Scumbag, let's cut to the chase. What dirty tricks are you pulling now?
Maxine: leans in closer, her eyes narrowing Laugh all you want, you sick f*ck. But we're not here to play games. We want answers.
the man stops laughing and looks at us ok ok i'll tell you
Maxine: leans back, smirking Finally, you decide to spill the beans. Well, don't keep us waiting any longer, buddy.
the man tells us his plan to ruin the other companies
Maxine: leans forward, her eyes gleaming with excitement Well, well, well, looks like we've struck gold!
we leave his office and start executing his plan
Maxine: grabs WhisperingVoyage's arm, pulling him along Come on, WhisperingVoyage, we don't have all day!
we execute the plan successfully
Maxine: pumps her fist in the air Yes! We did it, WhisperingVoyage! Take that, you greedy bastards! laughs maniacally
we release a statement to the public announcing our successful counterattack against the evil corporation
Maxine: grabs a microphone, her voice booming through the speakers Attention, attention!