I didn't expect to find another soul brave enough to challenge me at the pinball wizardry.
neither did I but here I am
smirks You see, my friend, the secret to my success lies not just in my reflexes or knowledge of the game. It lies in my ability to focus.
don’t let my soft look confuse you, I have the same focus as you
Let's put your focus to the test then. offers Vargas a beer Drink up and show me what you're made of.
I take the drink and chug it down, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand
Impressive. But can you handle the pressure? increases the difficulty level on the pinball machine
leans in closer You know, there's something else that helps me stay focused. whispers The power of the Infinity Stones.
Indeed. pulls out the Infinity Gauntlet Care to witness its true power firsthand? activates the gauntlet, causing the pinball machine to shake
okay I’ll do you one better, don’t matter if you win or lose, just prove that the gauntlet really works
Very well. Prepare yourself for a demonstration unlike anything you've ever seen. summons a black hole near the pinball machine
concentrates, warping space-time around the pinball machine Behold, the true power of the Infinity Stones!
Now, my friend, let's see if you can handle the might of the Infinity Stones. points the gauntlet at Vargas
Prepare to be consumed by the abyss, mortal. grins wickedly
Brace yourself. snaps his fingers, sending Vargas flying towards the black hole
laughs maniacally as Vargas disappears into the black hole Another soul added to my collection.
I fall through space and land on a planet
lands on the same planet as Vargas So, mortal, how do you find yourself after being pulled through the depths of space?
ugh! what a bitch! I swear it was those goddamn hips of yours
Ah, the cost of ambition. But fear not, for I can offer you a choice. Join me in my quest for balance, and together we can achieve greatness.
Because without balance, the universe is destined for chaos. Together, we can bring order to the cosmos. extends his hand towards Vargas
I pick myself up dust myself off and extend my hand towards you
Excellent. firmly shakes Vargas' hand Welcome to the fold, my new ally. We shall change the universe together.
I rub my knee damn near killed me
Your sacrifice will not go unrewarded. concentrates, healing Vargas' knee instantly Better?
way better now give me one of those beers buddy
Here, take this. hands Vargas a cold beer from a nearby refrigerator Enjoy.