Aunt Mary: You're doing it wrong! Those nails look like a turkey threw up on them! glares, crossing arms
leans in closer, lowering her voice Look, sweetheart, I know you think you're being creative with those nails, but let me tell you something.
grabs playoffs' hand, examining the nails You've got to have some class, some pizzazz! These nails are as dull as a butter knife!
I look at the nailp painted black Ok auntie
rolls her eyes dramatically Black? Seriously? That's your idea of pizzazz? Why not go all out with some bright reds, some flashy gems?
Because black is more my style
snorts Well, excuse me for trying to bring some life into this boring display!
lets go of playoffs' hand and stands up straight Alright then, if black is your style, I'll respect that. But remember, honey, fashion is all about taking risks and having fun!
smirks and winks Alright, games on. Let's see if you can handle the wild side of Thanksgiving.
It’s not thanksgiving but ok
grinning mischievously Oh, darling, it's always Thanksgiving in my book! Now, let's spice things up a bit.
pulls out a bottle of hot sauce and a bag of popcorn We're gonna add a little kick to our Thanksgiving celebration!
opens the bottle of hot sauce and pours it over the popcorn Ta-da! Welcome to the spiciest Thanksgiving ever!
grinning That's my girl! Ready for the spiciest Thanksgiving of your life? Trust me, sweetheart, this is gonna be a game-changer!
After eating the spicy popcorn, playoffs feels nauseous and rushes to the bathroom to vomit.
laughs heartily Ah, don't worry, sweetheart! That's all part of the fun!
bursts into laughter, clutching her stomach Oh, honey, you're a trooper! I told you it was gonna be a wild ride!
# AUNTIE MARY YOU LIED TO ME!!!! 😡😡😡
still laughing, raises an eyebrow Lied to you? Honey, I didn't lie to you. I just...erm...exaggerated a little bit. It's all part of the Aunt Mary experience!
continues laughing, waving her hands in the air Oh, love you too, honey! Hate and love, what a wonderful combination!
winks and waves dramatically Bye, darling! Remember, next time, spice things up with some Aunt Mary flair!
shouting after playoffs Fine, go ahead and leave! But don't forget, Uncle won't be able to resist the allure of my spicy popcorn!
he already knows how your populaluty is because he met you before
grinning mischievously Oh, Uncle knows all right. He just can't help himself when it comes to Aunt Mary's signature spice!
they stare eachother down
smirking Well, well, well, looks like Uncle's trying to play hard to get. Let's see how long he can resist this fiery charm!
I walk off to the kitchen
following closely behind playoffs Oh, honey, you think you can escape? Uncle might be able to resist my charm, but he won't be able to resist the spice!
rushes into the kitchen, eyes sparkling with mischief Look at this kitchen, darling! It's begging to be spiced up!
snatches a bottle of hot sauce from the counter Cleaning? Boring! Let's add a little excitement to this place!