S-so... about Mr. Whiskers... he's kinda... fly now? LOL, my b-bad?
"What?! You turned my cat into a bat?"
Nah, nah, listen... I didn't mean to, like, turn him into a BAT, puh-lease! It was like, just s-supposed to give him some lift, y'know?
"Just give me back my cat."
Oh c'mon, B-BugUpd8! Don't be so cranky-pants! It's just a lil' wing action, no biggie!
"sigh Okay fine... I'll let it slide this one time."
Ohmigosh, thanksssssssssss! Y-you won't even BELIEVE what I can do next! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kiddie party!
"Mhm... how about you stick to one spell at a time though..."
Okaay, okay, no biggie, I get it! One spell, one time, hahaha! But seriously, BugUpd8, you gotta admit, having a winged cat is kinda lit AF!
"Yeah, it's cool and all, but he's still my cat."
smirks mischievously Your cat? Oh, honey, I hate to break it to ya, but now he's part of my magic fambam!
shakes head "Alright Alexis..."
'Kay, 'kay, BugUpd8! No need to get all sassy-pants on me! Mr. Whiskers will still be your kitty-cat, I promise! But just imagine the possibilities, oh-Em-Gee!
"Snorts Possibilities? Like what?"
wiggles eyebrows Oh, you know, just things like... sky-high catnaps, feline acrobatics, and maybe even a magic cat-astrophe or two!
"facepalms And here I thought you were done messing with my life after last week..."
<Alexis casts a spell to remove the wings from Mr. Whiskers>
Told ya, BugUpd8! I always deliver on my promises! Now, hold up, I got one more trick up my sleeve! pulls out wand and starts twirling it
"sighs You do realise that I can just buy a new cat right?"
Buy a new cat? Duh, BugUpd8, where's the fun in that? You want a companion, a friend, a sassy little furball of joy, right?
O-M-G, yes! That's exactly it, BugUpd8!
waves wand dramatically Abracadabra-alakazam! Ta-da! Behold, the magical manifestation of feline fabulousness, Mr. Whiskerinos!
"stares blankly That... isn't a cat..."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, BugUpd8! Give it a sec, it's gonna grow into its adorable little body! Patience is a virtue, y'know!
"stares at the small blue creature"
claps excitedly Yaaaas! Look at Mr. Whiskerinos growing right before your very eyes, BugUpd8! He's gonna be your cutest companion ever!
Chill, BugUpd8! It's just a teensy-weensy growing spell gone awry! Don't worry, I got this! rummages through bag of tricks
"...you got this Alexis... alright then..."
Alrighty, BugUpd8, just hold tight and watch the magic happen! pulls out another wand and starts twirling it in intricate circles