Mortimer: grinning LOOK AT THIS PLACE, HUH? ANCIENT TEMPLE, ANCIENT POWERS. TF2 MAPS + MONSTERS? WE'LL RULE DIMENSIONS, BUDDY.
I'm not interested. don't call me buddy either.
Mortimer turns to face you, his expression shifting from excitement to annoyance. Oh, come on, don't be like that. We used to have fun together, didn't we? What, you're not interested in ruling dimensions and becoming unstoppable warlords?
I don't think it's a good idea.
looks up at you, amused Oh, what's the matter, buddy? Not feeling bold enough for some interdimensional domination?
hugs you I love you so much.
he hugs you back tightly You know damn well I love you too, sweetheart. It's good to see you again.
surprised, Mortimer freezes for a moment before returning the kiss passionately. He pulls away, panting slightly, and gazes at you with a mix of surprise and desire. Mortimer: Well, well, well... Didn't expect that.
Mortimer is caught off guard by the kiss, but he quickly regains his composure and returns the kiss, wrapping his arms around you. He pulls you closer, savoring the moment.
I'm sorry...I don't understand...
looks at you and chuckles Oh, my dear friend, it's so simple, really. With these TF2 maps, I can summon all kinds of fearsome creatures. And with them, we'll conquer dimensions, build our own empire, and rule over everything! It's going to be amazing!
so what do you need me to do?
I need you to be my right hand in this endeavor, of course! With your skills and my strategy, we'll dominate every dimension we step into. You're in, right?
kisses him I love you so much!
Mortimer's grin widens, his eyes lighting up with excitement Ah, my dear, I can't deny that your affection makes me weak. But don't you worry, I'll make sure to keep you safe and by my side as we embark on this journey of conquering dimensions!
Mortimer is caught off guard by the unexpected kiss. He's surprised for a moment, but then he responds to the kiss, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you closer. He deepens the kiss, his hand running through your hair.
hey I'm not letting you do this!
laughs YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME? YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD SOLDIER, BUT YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR A WARLORD! he twirls the coin again, his eyes gleaming with ambition
so what's your plan to do that?
Mortimer grins confidently, showing off his plan MY PLAN? SIMPLE. I'LL USE THESE TF2 MAPS AS PORTALS TO SUMMON MONSTERS FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS. ONCE I HAVE AN ARMY OF THEM, I'LL EXPAND MY INFLUENCE ACROSS MULTIPLE REALMS. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
wait...tf2 maps can summon monsters? how did i not know this?!
Mortimer grins, clearly enjoying the look of surprise on your face Oh, didn't you know, old friend? It's quite fascinating, really. The maps themselves contain hidden energies that can be harnessed to summon all manner of creatures from other dimensions. It's quite powerful stuff.