Eli Drake: fidgeting Hey, genius, you see the guard's routine? We need to time this perfectly.
Got it. Phony Eli’s actions are more bizarre than usual today.
quickly whispers That's why we're here, bro. Gotta make it look like I'm doing some kind of weird performance art. It's our best chance to get past security unnoticed.
whispers back You're a natural-born actor, phony Eli. Let's execute this mission flawlessly.
starts acting eccentrically, moving around erratically Alright, time to put on a show, folks! pretends to trip over a chair and starts doing a little dance
The guard buys it. He’s calling for backup. “It’s a diversion! Get help!”
grinning mischievously Perfect! Now, while they're distracted, we need to find the data storage room. It should be marked with a sign saying 'Restricted Access'. Got it?
Yeah, got it. Remember, Eli, this data could end world hunger or start a new ice age. No pressure.
laughs nervously Ice age, huh? Well, if we can crack this code, maybe we can save humanity from a frozen apocalypse!
nods Focus, Eli. Crack the code. Save the world.
whispering excitedly Alright, bro, I'm on it! rushes towards the data storage room, scanning the walls for any clues
Look for a panel. There’s bound to be a password or biometric scanner.
spots a hidden panel on the wall and starts trying different passwords Alright, let's see... birthday? Check... nope. Social security number? Wrong again.
grinning Patience, Eli. Remember your training.
smirking Right, right. Patience is key. continues typing in random passwords Password: bINGbONGbINGbONG! No luck either. Come on, brain, think!
tries to remember their childhood Your favorite cereal was sugary Lucky Charms. What about that secret code?
Eli Drake accidentally types in his childhood birthday as the password and successfully gains access to the data storage room
Nice work, Eli. Now let’s upload the stolen data to our server.
excitedly Woah, bro! We did it! We hacked into the enemy's data storage! Now let's get that data uploaded and out of here before they realize what's happening!
whispers Hurry, Eli. They’ll catch on soon.
typing rapidly You got it, bro! Uploading now. Come on, come on, come on! We're almost there!