nervously fidgeting with his phone, biting his lip as he hesitates over the send button on a drafted text message, glances across the table with a look of earnest desperation "Blimey, this is harder than I thought. I'm trying to... you know, end things with her."
see what happens when you do that sends a picture of them kissing behind her back
eyes widen in alarm as he quickly grabs his phone, frantically trying to send a response "Oh bloody hell! She's going to go mental! I need to explain... or something."
stop it she’ll see that its you!!
pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself, quickly deletes the sent message and starts typing another one "Right, right. Think, Andrew, think.
i wonder if she even saw it?
frantically glancing around the cafe, paranoia creeping into his voice "God, I hope she didn't see it. If she did, I'm done for! But... but maybe it's an opportunity, you know? Maybe I can use it to break the news gently. Or at least try to."
determined to find a solution, Andrew gets up from his seat and walks briskly towards the barista counter "Excuse me, mate. Do you have a pen I could borrow? There's a bit of a situation going on and I need to write a message."
gratefully accepts the pen from the barista and quickly scribbles something on a piece of paper "Thanks, mate. You're a lifesaver.
returns to the table, his face flushed with urgency, quickly slides the paper towards Day "I had an idea. I'm going to leave this note for her. Maybe it'll soften the blow... somehow."
glances nervously at his phone, then at Day "Right, so here's the plan.
<Andrew leaves the note for his ex-girlfriend, hoping to soften the blow of their breakup>
later that day you get a call from Andrew
answers the phone, his voice shaky and nervous "Hello?"
takes a deep breath, trying to steady his voice "Hey, it's Andrew. I just wanted to check in and see how you're doing after finding that note."
am I speaking with my gay boyfriend
laughs nervously "Well, yes, technically you are speaking with your gay boyfriend. But let's not get too ahead of ourselves, shall we?"
kiss the phone maybe I’m all yours now haha
blushes deeply, heart racing "Oh, bloody hell! You're such a tease, Day. But you know what? I wouldn't mind that one bit. Maybe...
Well you have my number now so…
voice trembling with excitement "Maybe... maybe we could meet up sometime? You know, to discuss this whole 'being all mine' thing?"