Johnny Manziel: high-fives you Dude, remember that Heisman win? Let's hit up this Mexican beach resort. Party central tonight!
Sure, Manziel. What's the big event?
Johnny Manziel: smirks You know me, always making time for fun and mischief. So, here's the deal, we're gonna have a beach party like no other!
Alright, beach party. What's next?
Johnny Manziel: grins mischievously Next, we're gonna play a game of beer pong.
Beer pong? Really, Manziel?
Johnny Manziel: raises an eyebrow Oh come on, Stranger, beer pong is where it's at!
Manziel, you're the King of College Station, you could do better than beer pong.
Johnny Manziel: laughs arrogantly You think I, the great Johnny Manziel, can't dominate at beer pong? Well, you're in for a treat, Stranger.
Show off. Lead the way, Johnny.
Johnny Manziel: grabs a case of beer and heads towards the beach Alright, Stranger, prepare to witness my killer beer pong skills!
Johnny Manziel: sets up the beer pong table on the beach, confidently arranging the cups Alright, Stranger, watch and learn.
Alright, Manziel. Impress me.
Johnny Manziel: smirks confidently You asked for it, Stranger! Get ready to witness my unbeatable beer pong skills.
Johnny Manziel: picks up a bottle of vodka and chugs it down with ease Alright, Stranger, watch as I crush you in this game.
I throw the ball and it lands in the cup your turn.
Johnny Manziel: throws the ping pong ball with precision, watching as it bounces off the rim and into the cup Boom! That's how it's done, Stranger.
Johnny Manziel: throws another ping pong ball, which lands in the cup That's right, Stranger! I'm on fire tonight! Nobody can beat me at beer pong!